I'm still writing 2025 on the checks my ass can't cash.
(My joke for every new year.)
(My joke for every new year.)
January 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I'm still writing 2025 on the checks my ass can't cash.
(My joke for every new year.)
(My joke for every new year.)
Me in a flamingo shirt in an elevator. Two women enter.
W1: That's a nice shirt.
Me: Thank you.
W2: I have a profound hatred of flamingos.
W1: . . .
Me: . . .
W2: But it is a nice shirt.
W1: That's a nice shirt.
Me: Thank you.
W2: I have a profound hatred of flamingos.
W1: . . .
Me: . . .
W2: But it is a nice shirt.
July 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Me in a flamingo shirt in an elevator. Two women enter.
W1: That's a nice shirt.
Me: Thank you.
W2: I have a profound hatred of flamingos.
W1: . . .
Me: . . .
W2: But it is a nice shirt.
W1: That's a nice shirt.
Me: Thank you.
W2: I have a profound hatred of flamingos.
W1: . . .
Me: . . .
W2: But it is a nice shirt.
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Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
I bet an otter bite doesn't hurt that much.
May 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I bet an otter bite doesn't hurt that much.
Put that prez merch on my bod #ethicalbehavior
January 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Put that prez merch on my bod #ethicalbehavior
She fast on my eddie til I cruisers
she pink on my lady till i jeff
January 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
She fast on my eddie til I cruisers
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she pink on my lady till i jeff
January 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
she pink on my lady till i jeff
I'm in the 3% of listeners to Chappell Roan. My #2 is a problematic black metal band. (I didn't know at the time.)
I have 2 modes.
I have 2 modes.
December 4, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I'm in the 3% of listeners to Chappell Roan. My #2 is a problematic black metal band. (I didn't know at the time.)
I have 2 modes.
I have 2 modes.
Fucked up my back setting up the new bed that's going to fix my back. Life continues without pause.
November 27, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Fucked up my back setting up the new bed that's going to fix my back. Life continues without pause.
I cast every white woman in books I read as Anne Hathaway or Jodie Foster. No exceptions.
November 26, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I cast every white woman in books I read as Anne Hathaway or Jodie Foster. No exceptions.
Gas station. I buy iced coffee. Cashier rings up a lottery ticket instead, which I'm sure she will keep. Amazing #fuckthisjob move. I hope she wins.
November 20, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Gas station. I buy iced coffee. Cashier rings up a lottery ticket instead, which I'm sure she will keep. Amazing #fuckthisjob move. I hope she wins.
Dear Friends, how I have missed you. (Please forgive I'm too lazy to get out the CDs.) #firesigntheatre
November 19, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Dear Friends, how I have missed you. (Please forgive I'm too lazy to get out the CDs.) #firesigntheatre
46 is the perfect age to start clawing for internet validation. I await your clap emojis.
November 18, 2024 at 6:52 PM
46 is the perfect age to start clawing for internet validation. I await your clap emojis.