What's the over/under on how long until he's seen with Cheetos dust on his lips?

Absolutely! And as a male journalist, I can say unequivocably that female journalists have been far more courageous than my male counterparts in putting MAGA's feet to the fire.

Impeach, convict, remove, then drop him off in a barrio in Rio wearing his MAGA hat.

Further proof that you don't need a brain cell to become obscenely rich.

Whispers on the grapevine that she's not exactly faithful to her matrimonial vows. Stepping into the spotlight would bring attention to her allegedly un-Christian-like behavior.

I didn't know jellyfish had lips.

Get used to being called a "lame duck senator" and being scorned on the streets of Brunswick. You're toast, aka milquetoast. We needed a fighter. You failed us.

Bribe payoff: A $1 million donation to Trump from Intuit Turbo Tax bought them this. Great ROI if you can get it.

Thanks for this. I'm pleasantly surprised to learn I get a free dart board target with my Bluesky account.

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