Nick ⚜️
@supersaunick.bsky.social
Acclaimed author of countless unpublished drafts
Two entirely reasonables takes once upon a time.
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Two entirely reasonables takes once upon a time.
I was fully convinced that ArDarius Stewart and OJ Howard would be Pro Bowlers.
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I was fully convinced that ArDarius Stewart and OJ Howard would be Pro Bowlers.
The right answer is unfortunately Clyde Edwards-Helaire
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The right answer is unfortunately Clyde Edwards-Helaire
No, but only because there was a distressing lack of construction-themed tough guy one liners.
There's an extended fight sequence in a meth-dealing biker gang throne room though, so that more or less made up for it.
There's an extended fight sequence in a meth-dealing biker gang throne room though, so that more or less made up for it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
No, but only because there was a distressing lack of construction-themed tough guy one liners.
There's an extended fight sequence in a meth-dealing biker gang throne room though, so that more or less made up for it.
There's an extended fight sequence in a meth-dealing biker gang throne room though, so that more or less made up for it.
*whispers*
UMass is leading
UMass is leading
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
*whispers*
UMass is leading
UMass is leading
On the flip side, Auburn losing its 6th Iron Bowl in a row would be the longest streak since Bear Bryant ('73-'81) and the first time missing bowl eligibility in consecutive years since '98-'99.
All that to say, we've set up the perfect situation for whoever loses this game to feel Very Very Bad.
All that to say, we've set up the perfect situation for whoever loses this game to feel Very Very Bad.
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
On the flip side, Auburn losing its 6th Iron Bowl in a row would be the longest streak since Bear Bryant ('73-'81) and the first time missing bowl eligibility in consecutive years since '98-'99.
All that to say, we've set up the perfect situation for whoever loses this game to feel Very Very Bad.
All that to say, we've set up the perfect situation for whoever loses this game to feel Very Very Bad.
With the stakes being:
A) Alabama loses and is knocked out of playoff contention
B) Auburn loses and is not bowl eligible
I don't think America is ready for how weird this game could get.
A) Alabama loses and is knocked out of playoff contention
B) Auburn loses and is not bowl eligible
I don't think America is ready for how weird this game could get.
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
With the stakes being:
A) Alabama loses and is knocked out of playoff contention
B) Auburn loses and is not bowl eligible
I don't think America is ready for how weird this game could get.
A) Alabama loses and is knocked out of playoff contention
B) Auburn loses and is not bowl eligible
I don't think America is ready for how weird this game could get.
I am legally obligated to mention the time this happened to Alabama, and they were forced to finish the game playing 3-on-5 (and nearly won!).
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I am legally obligated to mention the time this happened to Alabama, and they were forced to finish the game playing 3-on-5 (and nearly won!).
Listen, my family used to drive hours to Houston to see the Craig Biggio Astros.*
*We were technically evacuating from hurricanes at the time.
*We were technically evacuating from hurricanes at the time.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Listen, my family used to drive hours to Houston to see the Craig Biggio Astros.*
*We were technically evacuating from hurricanes at the time.
*We were technically evacuating from hurricanes at the time.
That's gotta be an awesome feeling as a parent, congrats man!
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
That's gotta be an awesome feeling as a parent, congrats man!
it's kind of been boggling to watch because like, as a saints fan, i was incredibly disappointed to see that combo in atlanta. terry fontenot was pretty good at his job in NO! raheem morris seemed like a good hire at the time!
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
it's kind of been boggling to watch because like, as a saints fan, i was incredibly disappointed to see that combo in atlanta. terry fontenot was pretty good at his job in NO! raheem morris seemed like a good hire at the time!
After banning it in 2022, Louisiana jumped from 42nd in 4th grade reading scores to 16th (2024).
Turns out the best way to teach kids to read is by actually teaching them how to read. Who would've guessed!
Turns out the best way to teach kids to read is by actually teaching them how to read. Who would've guessed!
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
After banning it in 2022, Louisiana jumped from 42nd in 4th grade reading scores to 16th (2024).
Turns out the best way to teach kids to read is by actually teaching them how to read. Who would've guessed!
Turns out the best way to teach kids to read is by actually teaching them how to read. Who would've guessed!
I would imagine it's seen as a more "efficient" method of progressing students (especially when you have so many students reading below grade level), despite being demonstrably worse than other approaches.
On the bright side, more and more states are banning it and seeing drastic improvement.
On the bright side, more and more states are banning it and seeing drastic improvement.
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I would imagine it's seen as a more "efficient" method of progressing students (especially when you have so many students reading below grade level), despite being demonstrably worse than other approaches.
On the bright side, more and more states are banning it and seeing drastic improvement.
On the bright side, more and more states are banning it and seeing drastic improvement.
The smile brought on by reading about Rodgers being worse than Spencer Rattler was immediately killed by the follow up phrase "worst team in the league."
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The smile brought on by reading about Rodgers being worse than Spencer Rattler was immediately killed by the follow up phrase "worst team in the league."
No surprise there, he was an absolute menace at Tennessee. His first season there he wasn't even a starter until midway through the season and still led the team in sacks.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
No surprise there, he was an absolute menace at Tennessee. His first season there he wasn't even a starter until midway through the season and still led the team in sacks.
I haven't been able to find videos/highlights anywhere, but if I come across something I'll let you know!
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I haven't been able to find videos/highlights anywhere, but if I come across something I'll let you know!
On their first drive, Minot ran the ball EIGHTEEN times in a row. God I love football.
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
On their first drive, Minot ran the ball EIGHTEEN times in a row. God I love football.
Somehow neither, which makes it that much crazier.
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Somehow neither, which makes it that much crazier.
Are the 49ers in there?
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Are the 49ers in there?
It's truly Sportsman's Paradise*
**as long as that sport isn't college football, at least for now
**as long as that sport isn't college football, at least for now
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It's truly Sportsman's Paradise*
**as long as that sport isn't college football, at least for now
**as long as that sport isn't college football, at least for now
Actress #1: Reese Witherspoon but with crab claws instead of hands.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Actress #1: Reese Witherspoon but with crab claws instead of hands.
Leyla has some killer Lebanese food
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Leyla has some killer Lebanese food
That's Famous Toastery Bowl Offensive MVP Caden Veltkamp to you, sir.
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
That's Famous Toastery Bowl Offensive MVP Caden Veltkamp to you, sir.