Ethan Alltop
supernoidocelot.bsky.social
Ethan Alltop
@supernoidocelot.bsky.social
Don't forget to leave out milk and cookies for George Romero's ghost today. Happy National Zombie Day everyone. #zombieday
April 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I truly don't understand how anybody could think "Revolver" ISN'T The Beatles best album. Like, yeah nearly all of their albums are goated, but that one is THE goat.
March 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Anora is an exceptional film that blends several different styles and genres near seamlessly. It does drag a bit in the 2nd Act, but the final 5 minutes may have sealed its Best Picture win. Incredibly powerful.
March 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I now have an answer for the question "what would you do if you had a time machine?"

Answer: Make the studio take better care of the extra footage of Event Horizon so we can get a gnarly director's cut.
A ★★★ review of Event Horizon (1997)
Never in all my days have I wanted to watch an uncut version of a movie more in my life. This movie has SO much going for it. Despite clearly wearing its numerous inspirations on its sleeve (Solaris, ...
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February 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I just read someone call a Tesla a "swasticar". Fucking brilliant.
February 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Legendary head explosion aside (which is magnificent btw), Scanners is solid, but not peak Cronenberg. Slightly overrated IMO, but damn...that head explosion is chef's kiss.
A ★★★ review of Scanners (1981)
David Cronenberg's first major success in America was Scanners, thanks in no small part to its legendary telekinetic head explosion sequence (literally worth the price of admission alone). The rest of...
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February 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
My ENTIRE feed on this site is people talking about movies they love, shitting on Donald Trump, and cool pictures of animals.

I now know why this is called Blue Sky, because it's close to heaven.
January 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Extremely similar to his previous film Shivers (which I watched this morning). If you prefer parasitic fuckboys, you'll like Shivers more. If you'd rather have a vaginal armpit kill people, Rabid's your bag.
Either way, David Cronenberg is the GOAT.
A ★★★ review of Rabid (1977)
David Cronenberg's 2nd commercially released film is very, very similar to his first one, Shivers (instead of a fuckboy parasite, we get a rabid vagina armpit) and it's kinda hard for me to separate t...
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January 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
We like to throw around the word "visionary" a lot, but rarely does it apply so seamlessly to an artist. David Lynch made some of the most bonkers surrealist art that ever managed to find a wide audience, and will be missed.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
David Lynch, Auteur Drawn to the Dark and the Dreamlike, Dies at 78
With such hallucinogenic masterworks as 'Eraserhead,' 'Blue Velvet,' 'Mulholland Drive,' 'Twin Peaks' and 'The Elephant Man,' he often left more questions than answers.
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January 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Howdy Blue Sky. I hardly post on social media to begin with, but I do occasionally post movie reviews and the sporadic bit of satirical tomfoolery.
January 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM