About to experience The Phantom of the Opera at HM Royal Theatre. Beyond excited!

When you’re 30, Christmas is whenever the hell you want. 😍 #books #acotar #intermezzo #missingwhitewoman #conveniencestorewoman

Looking after my very sick son this morning (he tried to eat a bee)

What in the sweet and sour, whole-grain, gluten-free, salted crispy shredded chilli FUCK do you mean THIRTIETH ANNIVERSARY?

Anyway here’s me at a beautiful villa in Italy for my cousin’s wedding. I stayed in this room for three days straight. 🥴 #books #library

My fancy little man