You will not eat the funny gummy. You will not smoke the reefers. You will not watch the fun weird porn you like. You will work and you will pray and you will die and all will be well.

If you take a step back from your feelings about god and the universe and look at the HISTORY, you really cannot deny that it was developed and weaponized by colonizers, for colonizers.

Christianity is a tool for oppression, and I am sorry if that's a tough pill to swallow.

"Real Christians believe in charity and kindness and good will and don't treat the gospel as literal" okay we have that you know. It's called "just being a good person." You ain't fuckin special.

"Oh but that isn't REAL Christianity UwU" is it? Fucking is it? Because as far as track records go I've only known Christianity to be one thing in my life and it's an imperialist freakish death cult that teaches people to hate themselves for an innate sin only redeemed through worship and death

Fucking hate Christianity dude. Medieval death cult we gave respect to instead of chasing out of refined society similar to ideas like witchcraft and bodily humors.

insurance is like "well the mob boss was going to break both of your knees and charge you 1 billion dollars but I talked them down to punching you in the nose and asking for a cool grand, isn't it amazing?

now give me money"