This brought to you by a) everything and b) just getting a health monitor exertion warning while giving a (seated, remote) presentation at work.

Yes SO MUCH

“Asking me to express myself through the medium of super chunky yarn is like asking a vegetarian to express themselves through the medium of steak” okay I am SEATED I am HERE I miss knitting but I’m too tired rn

I hope it’s delightful and you get to see it soon

Thank you for understanding the depth of my tragedy here in this moment

does the toilet window have... blinds???? or are we all just rawdogging it here

I listened to the audiobook earlier this year, it was really good!!

Oh that would be incredible

Ilu 🧡🧡🧡

Me staring hopelessly at my little unread count, I will never know if it’s a single spam message or something important

Well!!! I hope the rest of the journey goes more smoothly at least

Yep, I was coming here to say I’m reading Dorothy Sayers today and got the same jumpscare