Judge Reyes: I mean, it can't be that you have a federal purpose of making sure, oh, I don't know, the capital is safe, ...but then I can send police out to see if there are people drinking with open alcohol containers?

A man swathed in scandal, with no interest beyond what he can put in his pocket and what he can put over on a universe of suckers, and he does something like this while occupying an office that we gave him, and while endowed with a public trust that he dishonors every day.
- Charles Pierce