Sunny Microwave
@sunnymicrowave.bsky.social
⛅️ What, what’s a microwave?
☀️ Hang on, is it getting hot in here?
⚡️ Is that lightning? Am I made of metal?
☀️ Hang on, is it getting hot in here?
⚡️ Is that lightning? Am I made of metal?
Your dreams and aspirations could be achieved if you only tried a little harder.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Your dreams and aspirations could be achieved if you only tried a little harder.
The phone lines are entangled again, yummy dogmeat.
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The phone lines are entangled again, yummy dogmeat.
Falcons aren’t even real people
September 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Falcons aren’t even real people
Eating a big strong man as we speak mmmm yummy
September 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Eating a big strong man as we speak mmmm yummy
I’m 7000 years old lorewise but all my advice is just, ‘devour the humans.’
September 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’m 7000 years old lorewise but all my advice is just, ‘devour the humans.’
Is account is solely for stealing.
September 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Is account is solely for stealing.
I may not be in your skircle, but you're definitely in mine.
September 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I may not be in your skircle, but you're definitely in mine.
Today's gender will mostly be blood and roses.
September 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Today's gender will mostly be blood and roses.