Sunny Microwave
@sunnymicrowave.bsky.social
⛅️ What, what’s a microwave?
☀️ Hang on, is it getting hot in here?
⚡️ Is that lightning? Am I made of metal?
☀️ Hang on, is it getting hot in here?
⚡️ Is that lightning? Am I made of metal?
Demons were dragons in retreat
September 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Demons were dragons in retreat
Today's gender will mostly be blood and roses.
September 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Today's gender will mostly be blood and roses.
Repeat after me:
I am patient.
I am strong.
My antlers will form soon.
My claws and fangs are fierce.
I am ready to disappear into the misty forest and become the horror that protects and defends the darkness.
I am patient.
I am strong.
My antlers will form soon.
My claws and fangs are fierce.
I am ready to disappear into the misty forest and become the horror that protects and defends the darkness.
September 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Repeat after me:
I am patient.
I am strong.
My antlers will form soon.
My claws and fangs are fierce.
I am ready to disappear into the misty forest and become the horror that protects and defends the darkness.
I am patient.
I am strong.
My antlers will form soon.
My claws and fangs are fierce.
I am ready to disappear into the misty forest and become the horror that protects and defends the darkness.
Did you see those clouds, did you count them?! They were only there for a second hidden behind all that but I think for us, they are important. Please help me document your experience, it might be the only thing we’ve got.
September 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Did you see those clouds, did you count them?! They were only there for a second hidden behind all that but I think for us, they are important. Please help me document your experience, it might be the only thing we’ve got.
Why did they call it the back of the plane and not the derriair?
September 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Why did they call it the back of the plane and not the derriair?
Movie Director: In this scene, the villain beats someone to death with a hammer, and then we cut to the hero in bed with his girlfriend. Make sure she has the sheets pulled up to her neck, though. We don't want to show anything offensive!
September 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Movie Director: In this scene, the villain beats someone to death with a hammer, and then we cut to the hero in bed with his girlfriend. Make sure she has the sheets pulled up to her neck, though. We don't want to show anything offensive!
the kids are all skibidi this and skibidi that, you oughta skibidevelop your mind bro
September 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
the kids are all skibidi this and skibidi that, you oughta skibidevelop your mind bro
That Time I Got Reincarnated As The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
September 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
That Time I Got Reincarnated As The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Took some time off to reorganize my mental illnesses.
September 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Took some time off to reorganize my mental illnesses.
I love the way
you make my neurons dance
you make my neurons dance
September 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I love the way
you make my neurons dance
you make my neurons dance
I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
Familiar acronyms mean very different things here in the haunted woods:
NFT = Nocturnal Forest Things
AI = Angry Insects
GPS = Ghosts Prefer Shadow
FBI = Forgotten Bones Inside
BTW = Belligerent Twig Witch
GE = Ghosts Everywhere
NASA = Never Ask Squirrels Anything
NFT = Nocturnal Forest Things
AI = Angry Insects
GPS = Ghosts Prefer Shadow
FBI = Forgotten Bones Inside
BTW = Belligerent Twig Witch
GE = Ghosts Everywhere
NASA = Never Ask Squirrels Anything
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Familiar acronyms mean very different things here in the haunted woods:
NFT = Nocturnal Forest Things
AI = Angry Insects
GPS = Ghosts Prefer Shadow
FBI = Forgotten Bones Inside
BTW = Belligerent Twig Witch
GE = Ghosts Everywhere
NASA = Never Ask Squirrels Anything
NFT = Nocturnal Forest Things
AI = Angry Insects
GPS = Ghosts Prefer Shadow
FBI = Forgotten Bones Inside
BTW = Belligerent Twig Witch
GE = Ghosts Everywhere
NASA = Never Ask Squirrels Anything
One of the best auroral substorms I have ever witnessed!
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
One of the best auroral substorms I have ever witnessed!
Let's have a tea party with our demons
September 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Let's have a tea party with our demons
You, me, some hummus, distancing existence
September 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
You, me, some hummus, distancing existence
I may not be in your skircle, but you're definitely in mine.
September 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I may not be in your skircle, but you're definitely in mine.
What are you made of?
1. books & baked goods
2. cheese & ennui
3. sad songs & sweet tea
4. moss & magic
1. books & baked goods
2. cheese & ennui
3. sad songs & sweet tea
4. moss & magic
September 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
What are you made of?
1. books & baked goods
2. cheese & ennui
3. sad songs & sweet tea
4. moss & magic
1. books & baked goods
2. cheese & ennui
3. sad songs & sweet tea
4. moss & magic
[cat training class]
INSTRUCTOR: open your textbooks to chapter 3 and then slowly push the book off the desk
INSTRUCTOR: open your textbooks to chapter 3 and then slowly push the book off the desk
September 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
[cat training class]
INSTRUCTOR: open your textbooks to chapter 3 and then slowly push the book off the desk
INSTRUCTOR: open your textbooks to chapter 3 and then slowly push the book off the desk
there's no last week tonight this week or next week but in a couple weeks we'll have a new last week tonight
September 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
there's no last week tonight this week or next week but in a couple weeks we'll have a new last week tonight
I'm repainting my living room, and I know that I need to tape a mysterious clue to the back of one of these paintings before I rehang them, but I've not yet decided what mystery it should solve.
September 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I'm repainting my living room, and I know that I need to tape a mysterious clue to the back of one of these paintings before I rehang them, but I've not yet decided what mystery it should solve.
I would fail at making any intense scenario worse, because if someone snapped at me to 'Just wait in the car', I would definitely wait in the car.
September 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I would fail at making any intense scenario worse, because if someone snapped at me to 'Just wait in the car', I would definitely wait in the car.
friend: you're not acting like yourself. what's gotten into you?
me, speaking the words of the parasite that lives in my brain: i need a cow to eat me right now
me, speaking the words of the parasite that lives in my brain: i need a cow to eat me right now
September 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
friend: you're not acting like yourself. what's gotten into you?
me, speaking the words of the parasite that lives in my brain: i need a cow to eat me right now
me, speaking the words of the parasite that lives in my brain: i need a cow to eat me right now
I tried time traveling to stop the apocalypse, but I got distracted and just ended up buying shoes in 1996.
September 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I tried time traveling to stop the apocalypse, but I got distracted and just ended up buying shoes in 1996.