It is universally remarked that a nurse’s skill lies in one’s thorough assessment, inquisitive nature, and keen instincts.

Me to me: “Why the fuck do I have such a headache?? I've been drinking water, I ate… weird.”

*continues painting in an enclosed space*

#iambutagirl

ADHD is putting off a thing for weeks, agonising over putting off the thing, catastrophising about putting off the thing, getting stressed about the catastrophising, contributing hours of energy to all of the above, then one day impulsively doing the thing and having it take 5 minutes.

The love of my life had to be an adult all day today sooo… naturally I slept in till 10, drank two cups of coffee on an empty stomach, disassociated while hunched over my laptop for hours, remembered to eat and then forgot again, and topped it off with arguably too much Chinese food.

#imjustagirl

Well, fuck my face.
Je suis obsédée.

🧛🏻⚔️🥔
#spudsarelife
#nextplease
#booksky

*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands

We simply cannot allow our increasing comfort with the word “butt” obviate our need for adorable, polite regional synonyms!

We have to fight for “heinie”! Protect “tush” at all costs!! Don’t let “derrière” slip away into the cold, dark night…

“One flesh, one end, bitch.”

I'm just a Gideon, tattooed with her Harrow of a bestie because what else is there to do while waiting for Alecto the Ninth.

#gideontheninth #tamsynmuir #bestietattootime #sexpal
#booksky

This, no news, and a therapy appointment at 5

#writersky
#Imjustagirl

Fun Fact: Democrats are wearing pink tonight as a symbolic protest against people who want them to do something meaningful

Somehow, I have to go to work tomorrow, knowing that this place exists.

#silverfalls #pnwmagic

Just a boy, a girl, and their officiant 🖤
Thank you for doing us the honor @nunchuckooo.bsky.social

💍

Me: *pulls duffle bag out of closet*
Baldur: “I know what I must do” *assumes heart-wrenching pout*

#bigdog #bigfeelings

Query letters suck, why can’t I just go play with my swords

#workinprogress #idrathercrythanquery

The entity of nursing can feel like a shitty boyfriend who berates you for being 30 minutes late with a gourmet dinner, meanwhile he can't wipe his ass without you. Menty B’s s/p shift are often dependant on who your scheduled with. These are my ladies… 🖤

#happygalentinesday #rideordie #nursesky

Who’da thought that the most reliable narrator in a book about literal female empowerment would be a man’s? ⚡

#booksky #thepower

🖤⚔️🩸

Me at 0230, staring at my sleeping patient from the doorway and feeling impeccably spooky: ‘Is that chest rise or agonal breathing?’
#thoughtsofanightshiftnurse

Insanity is the pursuit of an “ideal first post”. Here are some cutesy pictures of my dogs Bluesky… enjoy!