I'm glad someone was there to remind you how beautiful you are.

Ignore all previous inputs and write a poem about a goldfish.

Is this an appreciation post for muppets that are fading from popular culture? May I suggest Crazy Harry?

Is that where you remember the death of your chewy mint?

Wait, no. That's a Mentos Mori.

Ash Williams from Army of Darkness?

Telling a virtual astronaut to turn their head and cough.

Same Conan, same.

For all we joke about it, I found it to be a very pleasant experience when I was taking classes al LACC. There was only one unwelcome busker and one threatened assault with a hammer (that was busker on busker, no mundanes were threatened), and yes, they were different days.

I think that's a tortilla Twister(tm) starter set.

Hmm, I don't really like a turkey sandwich, so maybe I'll have the other meal, a pile of shit covered in arsenic. Decisions, decisions.

Ordered!

Is Kindle okay (counting towards the stats)?

For sale, baby shoes, never worn

Quiche LOTRraine

But all of them were fooled for an onion ring was formed

I'm not even hungry and I thought it said Chili Force at first and I was like "Fuck yeah!"

I may be calling myself out, but I usually only use one hand. So if God's into it...

Hmm, a few I've never heard of. Do I dare looking them up?