Pab Sungenis
@sungenis.bsky.social
Current broadcaster. Former syndicated cartoonist. Occasional author and playwright. Chronically poor.
NEW JERSEY, I AM IN YOU.
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
NEW JERSEY, I AM IN YOU.
BREAKING: Florida bans “the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere” because it suggests the existence of a “middle sex.”
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
BREAKING: Florida bans “the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere” because it suggests the existence of a “middle sex.”
As a student of history when I see another Catholic Church and school closed and up for sale I cannot help but think of the Closing of the Monasteries.
October 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
As a student of history when I see another Catholic Church and school closed and up for sale I cannot help but think of the Closing of the Monasteries.
“Give me the boy until he is seven and I will give you the man” - Aristotle
Although I suspect he had another meaning in mind.
Although I suspect he had another meaning in mind.
October 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“Give me the boy until he is seven and I will give you the man” - Aristotle
Although I suspect he had another meaning in mind.
Although I suspect he had another meaning in mind.
“Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes.
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RUN! THE NEW KINDERGARTEN TEACHER IS SECRETLY A SQUID PERSON!
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RUN! THE NEW KINDERGARTEN TEACHER IS SECRETLY A SQUID PERSON!
September 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
“Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes.
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RUN! THE NEW KINDERGARTEN TEACHER IS SECRETLY A SQUID PERSON!
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RUN! THE NEW KINDERGARTEN TEACHER IS SECRETLY A SQUID PERSON!
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
7up + grenadine = Shirley Temple
Ginger Ale + grenadine = Roy Rogers
Frozen orange juice concentrate + gasoline = Saigon Screwdriver
7up + grenadine = Shirley Temple
Ginger Ale + grenadine = Roy Rogers
Frozen orange juice concentrate + gasoline = Saigon Screwdriver
August 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
7up + grenadine = Shirley Temple
Ginger Ale + grenadine = Roy Rogers
Frozen orange juice concentrate + gasoline = Saigon Screwdriver
7up + grenadine = Shirley Temple
Ginger Ale + grenadine = Roy Rogers
Frozen orange juice concentrate + gasoline = Saigon Screwdriver
“Serendipity-doo-dah. Serendipity-ay….”
August 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
“Serendipity-doo-dah. Serendipity-ay….”
Whoever came up with “LitRPG” needs to find themselves in a dark corridor with a grue.
August 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Whoever came up with “LitRPG” needs to find themselves in a dark corridor with a grue.
Five Nights at Fred Durst’s.
August 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Five Nights at Fred Durst’s.
“Five Nights at Frank-n-Furter’s.”
August 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“Five Nights at Frank-n-Furter’s.”
“I am Erica Ortegas.”
“I own a mansion und a yacht.”
“I own a mansion und a yacht.”
July 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“I am Erica Ortegas.”
“I own a mansion und a yacht.”
“I own a mansion und a yacht.”
I propose we start referring to Trump’s detention centers as Trump Summer Kampfs.
July 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I propose we start referring to Trump’s detention centers as Trump Summer Kampfs.
Michael Landes, Sam Huntington, and now Skyler Gisondo.
Is it the actors I have crushes on, or Jimmy Olsen?
Is it the actors I have crushes on, or Jimmy Olsen?
July 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Michael Landes, Sam Huntington, and now Skyler Gisondo.
Is it the actors I have crushes on, or Jimmy Olsen?
Is it the actors I have crushes on, or Jimmy Olsen?
Hey there! I wanted to share a GoFundMe for Laura Farley's memorial, as she touched so many lives and her wish was for a green burial. Every donation, no matter the amount, will help cover her final expenses and support her husband during this tough time.
June 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Hey there! I wanted to share a GoFundMe for Laura Farley's memorial, as she touched so many lives and her wish was for a green burial. Every donation, no matter the amount, will help cover her final expenses and support her husband during this tough time.
“I am the Lorax. I KILL for the trees. #Needlessly gritty remake
June 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“I am the Lorax. I KILL for the trees. #Needlessly gritty remake
You complaining that there is Straight Pride parade?
Go ahead. Hold one. No one is stopping you. Raise funds to cover the costs, organize the event (from first hand experience, harder than you think), get a venue, and hold your event.
Again, no one is stopping you. Have fun.
Go ahead. Hold one. No one is stopping you. Raise funds to cover the costs, organize the event (from first hand experience, harder than you think), get a venue, and hold your event.
Again, no one is stopping you. Have fun.
June 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You complaining that there is Straight Pride parade?
Go ahead. Hold one. No one is stopping you. Raise funds to cover the costs, organize the event (from first hand experience, harder than you think), get a venue, and hold your event.
Again, no one is stopping you. Have fun.
Go ahead. Hold one. No one is stopping you. Raise funds to cover the costs, organize the event (from first hand experience, harder than you think), get a venue, and hold your event.
Again, no one is stopping you. Have fun.
May 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Can anyone here listen to Prince Pompadoodle say “we need Greenland” and not hear “for lebensraum?”
April 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Can anyone here listen to Prince Pompadoodle say “we need Greenland” and not hear “for lebensraum?”
Reposted by Pab Sungenis
Don’t let them scare you.
Don’t let them get you to give up hope.
This is what they want more than anything.
Their evil is never more alive than when we sleep.
Don’t let them get you to give up hope.
This is what they want more than anything.
Their evil is never more alive than when we sleep.
March 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Don’t let them scare you.
Don’t let them get you to give up hope.
This is what they want more than anything.
Their evil is never more alive than when we sleep.
Don’t let them get you to give up hope.
This is what they want more than anything.
Their evil is never more alive than when we sleep.
Reposted by Pab Sungenis
I refuse to take responsibility for Chuck Schumer’s Chuck Schumering
March 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I refuse to take responsibility for Chuck Schumer’s Chuck Schumering
“The hate of men will pass. And dictators die. And the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty shall never perish.”
Charlie Chaplin, “The Great Dictator.”
Charlie Chaplin, “The Great Dictator.”
March 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
“The hate of men will pass. And dictators die. And the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty shall never perish.”
Charlie Chaplin, “The Great Dictator.”
Charlie Chaplin, “The Great Dictator.”