Fergies in Philly doesnt carry it for the same reason. They also don't serve Bulliet because of the homophobia

Gus, the second most famous groundhog in pennsylvania

It was wired into a system of detectors, so the battery was just a backup. I had to replace the whole system because they all were 20 years old.

My mom had one at her house keep beeping, despite replacing the 9volt battery. Turns out it was 20 YEARS OLD.

Yuletide combat soon

I hope one of our philanthropic 9-year-olds will deign to use 0.001% of their wealth on medicine or getting lead out of the water. Oh? Mars colonies? AI data centers? Well, they earned that wealth so they must know what's best.

If nothing else we can now say for certain this is where it ends up.

They dug coal together

parting ways for the night? that’s an i love you. you did me a favor? major i love you right there. am i just really into what you’re wearing today? you better goddamn believe that gets an i love you

and you know what nerds tough titty i love you. what are you going to do about it. i love you! fight me!

Ive always kind of liked YSA, in no small part because it prevented that other chant from taking root

JanuaRaven is close and gives you a break?

Someone else suggested this, but Venice?

I sing the towel song to myself often

@bubbaprog.xyz maybe?