Topher Dee
@sundog04.bsky.social
Hi! You found me! The singular man who always closes the dryer all the way! I didn’t realize that made me unique but I’ll take it! 🤣
Why can't one singular man close a dryer all the way? What is this? Are you allergic to finishing things? It wouldn't bother me so much if there wasn't a bright ass light in there turned on all the time because of it
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hi! You found me! The singular man who always closes the dryer all the way! I didn’t realize that made me unique but I’ll take it! 🤣
For context. This post was me imagining an Elton John/Jay-Z collab.
I’m not a rocketman. I’m a rocket, man!
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
For context. This post was me imagining an Elton John/Jay-Z collab.
I’m not a rocketman. I’m a rocket, man!
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I’m not a rocketman. I’m a rocket, man!
I fully support your candidacy. I hate pooping.
When I'm president I'm going to ban men from pooping. Idk y'all, figure it out.
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I fully support your candidacy. I hate pooping.
People driving motorcycles on the interstate in pouring rain (that is forecasted to last all week).
Why?
Why?
October 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
People driving motorcycles on the interstate in pouring rain (that is forecasted to last all week).
Why?
Why?
This is hands down your hottest take since joining this website.
You know what's actually wrong with this country? Taco bell slices their quesadillas all fucked up. Why wouldn't you just cut it in half and then cut the halves in half? Instead, you always get weirdly shaped and sized slices. Dumb. Bad. Weird.
September 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is hands down your hottest take since joining this website.
For awhile now I’ve been able to summon up enough energy to doom scroll and like posts. but no energy left to post my own thoughts lol
September 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
For awhile now I’ve been able to summon up enough energy to doom scroll and like posts. but no energy left to post my own thoughts lol
The Naked Gun reboot was definitely a Naked Gun movie. Was great nostalgia as I loved those movies as a kid. HOWEVER. I couldn’t help but feel a bit cheated that they didn’t include the iconic intro w/ the tracking shot of the squad car going all kinds of absurd places.
August 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Naked Gun reboot was definitely a Naked Gun movie. Was great nostalgia as I loved those movies as a kid. HOWEVER. I couldn’t help but feel a bit cheated that they didn’t include the iconic intro w/ the tracking shot of the squad car going all kinds of absurd places.
Just realized I’ve been unintentionally doing a juice cleanse (consuming only Outshine popsicles for dinner to keep cool in my living room).
August 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Just realized I’ve been unintentionally doing a juice cleanse (consuming only Outshine popsicles for dinner to keep cool in my living room).
Back from a long, basically involuntary hiatus. Please applaud my return. Missed you all.
August 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Back from a long, basically involuntary hiatus. Please applaud my return. Missed you all.
The Jurassic World franchise is just The Terminator franchise with dinosaurs instead of machines….
June 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Jurassic World franchise is just The Terminator franchise with dinosaurs instead of machines….
I have replaced the entire “Is Topher Dee Handsome?” Advisory Committee. It has become little more than a rubber stamp for any opinion that I am not handsome. A clean sweep was necessary to reestablish public confidence that I am in fact, handsome.
June 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I have replaced the entire “Is Topher Dee Handsome?” Advisory Committee. It has become little more than a rubber stamp for any opinion that I am not handsome. A clean sweep was necessary to reestablish public confidence that I am in fact, handsome.
Mild heatstroke making my posts deep and profound. Y’all just not on my level and can’t see it…
Sweating it out at 93 degrees in my living room. I have an A/C unit in my bedroom. Not able to put one in the living room. But I can’t go be stuck in my bedroom yet. The living room may not always be comfortable. But it is where the living is done.
June 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Mild heatstroke making my posts deep and profound. Y’all just not on my level and can’t see it…
Sweating it out at 93 degrees in my living room. I have an A/C unit in my bedroom. Not able to put one in the living room. But I can’t go be stuck in my bedroom yet. The living room may not always be comfortable. But it is where the living is done.
June 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sweating it out at 93 degrees in my living room. I have an A/C unit in my bedroom. Not able to put one in the living room. But I can’t go be stuck in my bedroom yet. The living room may not always be comfortable. But it is where the living is done.
We are the Ghor! The galaxy is watching! We are the Ghor! The galaxy is watching! iykyk
June 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We are the Ghor! The galaxy is watching! We are the Ghor! The galaxy is watching! iykyk
I have no idea how I made it this far in life without laying out my clothes for the next day before I go to bed…
June 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I have no idea how I made it this far in life without laying out my clothes for the next day before I go to bed…
Starting graduate studies (Master’s degree) this fall. 🎉 Whether it be traditional school/community college courses, online instruction etc. Never stop learning.
May 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Starting graduate studies (Master’s degree) this fall. 🎉 Whether it be traditional school/community college courses, online instruction etc. Never stop learning.
Ya’ll, I feel like we had a great thing going for the 1st month or so after ‘The Great X-o-dus”. But tbh I’m a little concerned that many of my mutuals lack enough ‘sticktoitiveness’ to keep this party going.
DON’T MAKE ME START POSTING BEARD SELFIES! I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!!
DON’T MAKE ME START POSTING BEARD SELFIES! I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!!
May 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ya’ll, I feel like we had a great thing going for the 1st month or so after ‘The Great X-o-dus”. But tbh I’m a little concerned that many of my mutuals lack enough ‘sticktoitiveness’ to keep this party going.
DON’T MAKE ME START POSTING BEARD SELFIES! I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!!
DON’T MAKE ME START POSTING BEARD SELFIES! I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL DO IT!!
Just ran out of my office screaming “AIR RAID!!!” Because I heard sonic booms from an air show
May 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just ran out of my office screaming “AIR RAID!!!” Because I heard sonic booms from an air show
All I can think about is how this might affect the Packers….
Robert Francis Prevost is the first American-born Pope.
He hails from Chicago.
He hails from Chicago.
May 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
All I can think about is how this might affect the Packers….
I was close…
Oh shit, he’s gonna nominate Judge Jeanine for AG now isn’t he?
May 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I was close…
Just give Genevieve O'Reilly a goddamn Emmy ffs. Holy shit that was good.
May 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Just give Genevieve O'Reilly a goddamn Emmy ffs. Holy shit that was good.