They formed from Publix like Athena from Zeus’s forehead, a platonic ideal.

I miss Clippy so much! My lil buddy!

Another good one. I'm writing about California's recent drought history. Saying the lake has receded is correct; saying it "reached" 38 percent capacity is the exact opposite of what I'm trying to say.

Fucking jump scare.

Kinda wanted him to say "my generation (millennials)" just so I could get some nostalgia.

This is how I treat Ordinary Sausage.

Ice COOP*. Somehow missed that typo 🥴

I’m super fucking late on this, but I’m a professional epidemiologist who works in emergency management. Happy to provide resume, reference, dark souls skills, etc.

Goes to show I should spend more time on social media and not less, I guess.

Anyway back to rocks.

If a Dem says that then we can start laughing at them again and instantly become the most popular thing on the Internet. The dude currently in the White House got big because he bucked PC trends, so make him froth in the funniest, most memeable way possible. Or You Can Keep Sending Mad Emails Grr!

So do it. Beat them at their own game. They're a loser's idea of a winner, so why mince it? Boy's a pussy, and his billionaire boob-buddy will never be Tony Stark since he's neither smart nor pretty enough.

"Weird" made them froth so much because 1) it uncovers how much they're abject losers pretending to be patriots; and 2) it's real, tangible, and not this perfect sanitized "Oh Goodness We Need To Fight Back >:(" messaging that makes Dems soooo boring.

Oh did that word make you mad? Yeah, me too. I reserve it only for calling my cats "pussycats" when I want to unsettle my wife. But imagine - just imagine - how mad that guy would get if he saw Tim Walz do that, and how much the internet would explode over the hilarity.

These maps are terrifying but also so goddamn fascinating to look at. Thanks for the notification, using FHSV maps now for a bunch of hazard mitigation planning 🙏

Absolute shameless attempt to plug my epidemiological experience on my favorite podcast. But fuck it, if RFK Jr can buttplug his way into HHS then I can send a DM.

Let me know if you boys want to do an episode on the American Smallpox Epidemic of 1775-1782. It’s good timing given Washington himself was directly in favor of quarantine. Yeah you saw those years right. Yeah I want to bring up twink death again. See Fenn’s “Pox Americana”.