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Char
@sulungskwa.bsky.social
I’m totally regular. I’m not trying to be “all like that”

Listen 2 some stupid bridges ⬇️
https://open.spotify.com/artist/0PRIqVuqgVuLHi3x2PShjg?si=nCe-__zJR9Ks2Nmgb8uakw
why would anyone trust some puke named "stouffer" to make a da lasagñe
March 8, 2024 at 7:54 PM
First person on earth to google “Mary berry 3d .stl”
December 29, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Do corndogs count as lollipops
December 28, 2023 at 10:51 PM
It’s crazy how easily “this is the worst salmon jerkey I’ve ever had” can turn into “this is the best salmon jerkey for dogs I’ve ever had”
December 28, 2023 at 3:37 AM
I wish there was a law that made it so if you bought a Ferrari your job has to be as cool as the car itself. Tired of thinking I’m gonna see James Harden or something and then it turns out it’s just some consultant named Josh
December 28, 2023 at 1:18 AM
“I’m deliberately dressed like a Gen Z even though it’s obvious how old I am” is a new genre of bad dream for me, akin to forgetting a test or going to school naked
December 27, 2023 at 7:55 PM
Always takes me out of a book when someone “purses their lips” at something. Literally don’t even know what that means or how to do that 👜
December 27, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Pro tip: anytime u want to say something “manly” on social media, make sure to include at least one photo of Peaky from Peaky Blinders
December 27, 2023 at 1:42 AM
Reposted by Char
my mom said someone in church said that jesus “will return through a black hole” and “might have an exoskeleton”. thinking about becoming religious again
December 24, 2023 at 6:35 PM
December 25, 2023 at 8:01 AM
“No Christmas song can be written that’s a bigger bummer than greensleeves”

The girl who did a samba cover of I want a hippopotamus for Christmas: *laughs evilly*
December 24, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Part of the reason why jabronies like getting steak and eggs is that instead of normal cutlery, it comes with a sick close combat weapon
December 24, 2023 at 6:57 PM
[guy from the offspring telling you what to do with the eggs when making egg nog]: “You gotta keep ‘em separated”
December 23, 2023 at 6:03 PM
A big balloon archway outside the MetroPCS by my house like wtf do they have to celebrate
December 23, 2023 at 2:08 AM
December 22, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Excited to be able to use this as a meme in reference to Bluesky (dont know what for yet):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIsI...
Meet our new logo: the social butterfly!

Like a butterfly emerging from its chrysalis, we are starting to open up. Posts on Bluesky are now accessible through the public web view.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Dec 22
📢 App Version 1.60 is rolling out now (1/5)

We have a new logo! 🦋 

Bluesky is emerging from its cocoon of clouds to transform into a social butterfly. Read more about why we chose this logo here: blueskyweb.xyz/blog/12-21-2...
December 22, 2023 at 7:28 PM
Who would be cast in Leave the World Behind if the cast had to be entirely muppets ??
December 22, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Never seen it but would the opposite of Cool hand luke be warm foot Vader ??
December 22, 2023 at 7:06 AM
[To the tune of “Be Still my Heart” by The Postal Service]:

I was eating too much crepes,
Too many savory crepes,
I was feeling great,
But I started to puke
When I hit the vape
December 22, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Everybody on here posts "hobbies and interests" in their bio, which I have none of. My only hobby is to go on youtube and watch all the "Substitute teacher freakout" videos, mostly to make sure I'm not in them. So far so good
December 22, 2023 at 12:39 AM
I have a reminder on my phone every day that just says "do that one skin thing"
December 21, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Reposted by Char
[leonard cohen hallelujah voice] cowabunga
December 14, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Damn remember like 6 months ago when "Adele was going to make it so Spotify wouldn't shuffle albums anymore" and we all just, believed it? Don't you ever feel like we're all just idiots?
December 21, 2023 at 1:09 AM