I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

Of all the graves I look forward to pissing on, this man's is easily number 1.

Hadn’t pegged Dawkins for literally the stupidest person in the world, but this is an immediate first ballot contender for dumbest sentiment ever committed to print.

I keep forgetting this site exists! Hello from the abyss!

me any time someone tries to talk to me at work

Fuckin’ love you, Taco Bell fire sauce

The adhd urge to constantly overcommit yourself so there’s no time for executive dysfunction to set in

Hollywood executives stuck between wanting to devalue labor but also wanting to enforce the copyright of said labor like a starved hyena that found a zebra corpse

Friday nights at 33: A glass of decent Valpolicella for myself, a saucer of catnip tea for each of my cats, and the entire couch turned into a blanket fort

This place is already a breath of fresh air. My god.