Just like me fr

if you set your database browser font to Comic Sans it's less serious when you accidentally drop a table. follow for more development tips

🎶 So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Yippee kiyay, motherfucker. Now I have a machine gun. 🎶

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

My friends tab is empty just like real life lmfao

Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God

fiance: i wanna spend the rest of my life with you!!

me: you will

I feel like Elon and Vince McMahon should get together and compete for who has the worst ideas