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What the fuck do British people think garlic powder is? I keep seeing them describe it as a chemical.
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Could I be making bank selling all my old clothes from the 2000's on depop? I think maybe I could.
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I also want to add a png of her championship belt but I'm garbage at writing code for image placement…
Finally updated my Kris Statlander neocities shrine to reflect her championship win ☺️
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Finally updated my Kris Statlander neocities shrine to reflect her championship win ☺️
December 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I know my assistant manager (the only manager) is doing the best she can but mannnnn her scheduling decisions right now are not endearing her to anyone
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I don't know how to explain this but Hook is the Wesley Crusher of the AEW roster
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
MJF: *being choked out by Hangman while Swerve reads him for filth*
Me: Oh, yeah, his hairline is definitely fucked. You can see it way better from this angle.
I feel like I'm losing my mind. He had a receding hairline, right? A really bad one? Did he just get a really good hair cut???
*squinting at my screen and leaning forward* Did… did MJF get a hair transplant?
December 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I feel like I'm losing my mind. He had a receding hairline, right? A really bad one? Did he just get a really good hair cut???
*squinting at my screen and leaning forward* Did… did MJF get a hair transplant?
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
*squinting at my screen and leaning forward* Did… did MJF get a hair transplant?
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Happy New Big Top Burger Episode day to those who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Was planning on going to bed but when I turned off my Playstation star trek was playing and it's a DS9 Ferengi episode so I guess I'm staying up just a little longer…
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I'm so sorry to all the HOOK fangirls but his main appeal to me is that he's a Poochie-like figure. He's just so nothing but everyone pretends he's important and cool and it cracks me up.
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I hope that's the final lesson for everyone who thinks, "WWE can't be that empty in ideas" when the masked man was said to be Austin Theory weeks ago and everyone believed it had to be something better.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
People seeing their children in legitimate distress and panic over the Elf on the Shelf: Haha isn't this so cuuuuute? They really believe a supernatural being is going to punish them! I better pull out my phone so I can get video of this!
December 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Came across tna impact while flipping through TV channels and apparently Stacks is one is their champions right now?????
December 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Clearly not any time soon 😒
When will we finally be free from Austin Theory?
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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This Tuesday, 12/16!

It's a Christmas miracle! For one night only, #AEWDark RETURNS with a Stocking Stuffer!

Tune in at 7/6c to the AEW Youtube Channel!
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How am I just now finding out that Jeffrey Combes was like ten different characters in star trek?! He was BRUNT?!???
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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It was do or die in the #AEWContinentalClassic Gold League, as @speedballbailey.bsky.social and Kyle Fletcher fought in one of the greatest matches in Dynamite history!

Watch the #AEWDynamite Winter Is Coming replay RIGHT NOW on HBO Max!
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
God nxt 2.0 really was the wrestling show of all time. Just unabashedly weird and lame and silly and full of performers who had no idea what the fuck they were doing.
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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if a soulless machine incapable of thought or feeling wore your dead grandmother's skin and pretended to love you, would you talk to it?
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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TONIGHT!

We crown the first ever AEW Women's World Tag Team Champions, Eddie Kingston challenges Samoa Joe for the AEW World Title, Hangman + Swerve team vs The Opps and much more!

Don't miss #AEWDynamite Winter is Coming LIVE at 8/7c on TBS + HBO Max, TONIGHT!
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It's still so wild to me that WWE chose not to renew Samoa Joe's contract but maybe I'm just biased because his aew run has been so good.
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's wild that the Good Brothers were on wwe TV earlier this year and now they're just chillin' in Utah at DCPW
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM