Then, the best part - she knelt down to pray and we all screamed because we knew what was coming… and she mimed getting stabbed, then stood up & did “Backstabber” by Kesha 😂 Except the music cut in OWA’s choral “Sephiroth” instead of every “you’re” so it said “Sephiroth is such a backstabber” 😂😂😂

Then she did “Flowers” by Miley Cyrus while handing out flowers, which is honestly such a good song pick for Aerith 💕

Then it was Aerith, and omg, I think hers was my favorite number. First she rode in on a chocobo which was just hilarious

Then it was a king as Cloud up next - he started with the music from his dance battle with Andrea in Remake! And then it morphed into another song that I confess I was unfamiliar with 😅 but it clearly involved a lot of shaking, and eventually a reveal of tight leather pants under the SOLDIER gear.

Here’s another portion - her song was intercut randomly with the chocobo dance XD

Sound up on these clips btw!

Kind of hard to tell but this queen did “Work Bitch” by Britney Spears, but every “Work Bitch” was replaced by a “Kweh!”