also i had to replace my phone case with another one which essentially feels like getting a brand new phone and am watching jessie buckley interviews. so no thoughts or emotions can touch me today! maybe on monday

i'm the type of millenial that uses 'lol' as punctuation, we are not the same

I think I was the only millennial in that class

They don't realize that I have amazing recall BECAUSE I'M NATURALLY A NOSY PERSON

During department happy hour, I made an innocuous but specific comment and another postdoc was like "That was such a you thing to say" and if I smell good and am harmlessly eccentric that's not the worst combo I guess

Give me a spice bag, give me a cheese and chicken spring roll, give me potatoes with curry sauce, I want it all

Wonder how long I can get this sample to last