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Was having a mtbd on the phone to my mom but had to hang up to eat dinner & shower, and found out she sent me this text during:
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Was having a mtbd on the phone to my mom but had to hang up to eat dinner & shower, and found out she sent me this text during:
Trying to get my legs to match the color of my arms this vacation 😒
September 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Trying to get my legs to match the color of my arms this vacation 😒
I'm in Barcelona in a HOTEL BAR and I get to WATCH THE GAME LIVE!!
August 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm in Barcelona in a HOTEL BAR and I get to WATCH THE GAME LIVE!!
It's true, women can't have it all
June 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It's true, women can't have it all
My coworker DM'ed me this on our work slack yesterday
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My coworker DM'ed me this on our work slack yesterday
I'm so smug because I wrote this BEFORE finding out the same dude wrote the adaptations both movies
May 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I'm so smug because I wrote this BEFORE finding out the same dude wrote the adaptations both movies
I love when my friends send me pics of them using the cups I made for them!!!
April 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I love when my friends send me pics of them using the cups I made for them!!!
on april 10 (thursday), my most recent therapy appointment, i had made it through 95% of the 1st in ferrante's neapolitan novels. by tomorrow (tuesday)'s therapy appointment, i will be at least 80% of the way through the 3rd book in the series 🫠
April 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
on april 10 (thursday), my most recent therapy appointment, i had made it through 95% of the 1st in ferrante's neapolitan novels. by tomorrow (tuesday)'s therapy appointment, i will be at least 80% of the way through the 3rd book in the series 🫠
u get one (1) beer in me during a work happy hour and i start talking about how i never got the chance to go to the local strip club during high school when i turned 18 bc they acquired their liquor license that year. wikipedia told me they shut down a few years later :')
April 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
u get one (1) beer in me during a work happy hour and i start talking about how i never got the chance to go to the local strip club during high school when i turned 18 bc they acquired their liquor license that year. wikipedia told me they shut down a few years later :')
Me in the secret workplace slack channel that includes everyone except the boss:
March 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me in the secret workplace slack channel that includes everyone except the boss:
Got into a fight with my pottery this weekend
March 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Got into a fight with my pottery this weekend
My gen-z coworker said "Hey, I heard about your situationship with [our mutual coworker]'s cat" and if this is my legacy, so be it!!
February 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My gen-z coworker said "Hey, I heard about your situationship with [our mutual coworker]'s cat" and if this is my legacy, so be it!!
Seeing this Eleanor Roosevelt wallpaper in the hotel lobby bathroom stall when u r jetlagged and woke up at 3am local time is what life is all about
February 3, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Seeing this Eleanor Roosevelt wallpaper in the hotel lobby bathroom stall when u r jetlagged and woke up at 3am local time is what life is all about
My mom giving some of y'all a run for your money
February 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My mom giving some of y'all a run for your money
My mom thinks it's her responsibility to give me live updates since I don't have cable 😭
February 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My mom thinks it's her responsibility to give me live updates since I don't have cable 😭
I'm sorry to my coworker n his fiancee I'm catsitting for, I'm moving in with u
January 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm sorry to my coworker n his fiancee I'm catsitting for, I'm moving in with u
He keeps scooting further and further back. His hind legs are perched exactly on my bladder now lol
January 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
He keeps scooting further and further back. His hind legs are perched exactly on my bladder now lol
Bruce got into my lap the moment I sat down 🥲
January 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Bruce got into my lap the moment I sat down 🥲
can't log off from twitter dot com just yet
January 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
can't log off from twitter dot com just yet
Honorable mentions
January 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Honorable mentions
My fave orchid i saw today:
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January 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My fave orchid i saw today:
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