LMS
@succubus.bsky.social
Meme aficionado. Iced coffee junkie. Sarcastic Succubus. I am the liberal feminist the GOP cannot stand.
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@succubus.bsky.social
· Dec 26
Imma going to tell my kids these are Trump and Musk. God, we are so fucked. #liberal
Making sure we are safe front those “woke” fonts. I can’t believe this is even a thing but here we are.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Making sure we are safe front those “woke” fonts. I can’t believe this is even a thing but here we are.
I almost got Whammed but I realized it was the Pudding Version so yay
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I almost got Whammed but I realized it was the Pudding Version so yay
Whamageddon 2025: Day 1. I will be sent to Whamhalla early. I can feel it. #Whamageddon #Whamhalla
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Whamageddon 2025: Day 1. I will be sent to Whamhalla early. I can feel it. #Whamageddon #Whamhalla
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Easiest explanation for last night's voting:
November 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Easiest explanation for last night's voting:
You know what I miss? Coming home and watching The Montel Willams Show. It was such an easy life back then.
September 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You know what I miss? Coming home and watching The Montel Willams Show. It was such an easy life back then.
I had to use my purse’s emergency chapstick because I couldn’t find the regular chapstick in the purse’s pocket and now the whole purse is out of synch.
September 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I had to use my purse’s emergency chapstick because I couldn’t find the regular chapstick in the purse’s pocket and now the whole purse is out of synch.
Taylor Swift getting engaged on the highest holiday for us basic bitches is not sitting well with me. Happy for her. Not happy about sharing PSL day.
August 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Taylor Swift getting engaged on the highest holiday for us basic bitches is not sitting well with me. Happy for her. Not happy about sharing PSL day.
“Gravel's got a right to travel.” IYKYK
August 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Gravel's got a right to travel.” IYKYK
Current health situation. I don’t need this right now. I will find whoever made me sick and I will punch them in the taint.
a man says " i got chills they 're multiplying "
Alt: John Travolta singing the following line " I got chills they’re multiplying.”
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Current health situation. I don’t need this right now. I will find whoever made me sick and I will punch them in the taint.
I do not need to get a cold. Maybe I can manifest the virus to go away. Ah fuck. I am sick.
a cartoon of a girl with a fever and a box of tissues
ALT: a cartoon of a girl with a fever and a box of tissues
media.tenor.com
June 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I do not need to get a cold. Maybe I can manifest the virus to go away. Ah fuck. I am sick.
I am doing some training modules for work. If the material were any drier, it would be called Mrs. Ben Shapiro. #randomthoughts #liberal
June 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I am doing some training modules for work. If the material were any drier, it would be called Mrs. Ben Shapiro. #randomthoughts #liberal
Gavin Newsom is the embodiment of the Spanish phrase moms use to stop major tantrums, “Te calmas o te calmo.” That is Daddy Newsom’s attitude towards Trump and it makes me so happy. #California #Newsom #liberal
June 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Gavin Newsom is the embodiment of the Spanish phrase moms use to stop major tantrums, “Te calmas o te calmo.” That is Daddy Newsom’s attitude towards Trump and it makes me so happy. #California #Newsom #liberal
Watching Gavin Newsom. I swear I just got pregnant.
June 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Watching Gavin Newsom. I swear I just got pregnant.
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Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
June 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Undocumented immigrants pay almost $100 billion in taxes each year.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
The top 1% evade $163 billion in taxes each year.
Stop pretending that immigrants are the ones taking advantage of taxpayers.
What was the reason behind the breakup between Trump and Musk? My spidey senses think it was staged to distract us from something else.
June 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What was the reason behind the breakup between Trump and Musk? My spidey senses think it was staged to distract us from something else.
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The need to disappear and become a Carnie is real.
June 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The need to disappear and become a Carnie is real.
Things I never thought I would see, the Menendez Brothers being resentenced. Wow.
May 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Things I never thought I would see, the Menendez Brothers being resentenced. Wow.
HOLY FUCK. An American Pope. I did not have that in my 2025 Bingo Card.
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
HOLY FUCK. An American Pope. I did not have that in my 2025 Bingo Card.
@thechrismeloni.bsky.social actual conversation with my husband as I watch Stabler’s character go in the bathroom to beat up the guy harassing Benson, “Zaddy! That’s such a bad ass move. I am so turned right now.” #l&o #svu #marriage
April 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@thechrismeloni.bsky.social actual conversation with my husband as I watch Stabler’s character go in the bathroom to beat up the guy harassing Benson, “Zaddy! That’s such a bad ass move. I am so turned right now.” #l&o #svu #marriage
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here's today's post: "Bill Maher is very sad because you hate him. boo fucking hoo" — read the room, asshole.
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Bill Maher is very sad because you hate him. boo fucking hoo
read the room, asshole
bit.ly
April 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
here's today's post: "Bill Maher is very sad because you hate him. boo fucking hoo" — read the room, asshole.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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I stand 100% with Jack Schlossberg and his Grandfather.
March 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I stand 100% with Jack Schlossberg and his Grandfather.
Can Daryl Hannah be more perfect???
a nurse with a bandage on her eye is holding a tray of supplies
ALT: a nurse with a bandage on her eye is holding a tray of supplies
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March 3, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Can Daryl Hannah be more perfect???