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Ideal late luteal phase breakfast tbh
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ideal late luteal phase breakfast tbh
When you’re just casually living your life and you see “Guest Starring Chris Noth… AND John Corbett”
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When you’re just casually living your life and you see “Guest Starring Chris Noth… AND John Corbett”
“Trying to diversify the wains’ beans… I think we can trust the wains to pick their preferred beans witout like likes of you interfering.”
September 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Trying to diversify the wains’ beans… I think we can trust the wains to pick their preferred beans witout like likes of you interfering.”
I’m trying to diversify the types of beans my toddler will eat and somehow I thought of trying to tell the Quinn family that I am “trying to diversify the beans,” and I keep laughing at every voice saying it and every possible reaction #DerryGirls #beans
September 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’m trying to diversify the types of beans my toddler will eat and somehow I thought of trying to tell the Quinn family that I am “trying to diversify the beans,” and I keep laughing at every voice saying it and every possible reaction #DerryGirls #beans
Changing my outfit literally 10 minutes before leaving for my daughter’s birthday party
August 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Changing my outfit literally 10 minutes before leaving for my daughter’s birthday party
The Pevensie children: “Thanks for the potatoes and trout! Wait, where’s our brother?”
Mr. Beaver: “No use. He’s a bitch.”
The children: “What?”
Mr. Beaver,
“I said your bother is a whiny lil’ BITCH and we all know it. Sorry you hadn’t noticed yet.”
Mr. Beaver: “No use. He’s a bitch.”
The children: “What?”
Mr. Beaver,
“I said your bother is a whiny lil’ BITCH and we all know it. Sorry you hadn’t noticed yet.”
August 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Pevensie children: “Thanks for the potatoes and trout! Wait, where’s our brother?”
Mr. Beaver: “No use. He’s a bitch.”
The children: “What?”
Mr. Beaver,
“I said your bother is a whiny lil’ BITCH and we all know it. Sorry you hadn’t noticed yet.”
Mr. Beaver: “No use. He’s a bitch.”
The children: “What?”
Mr. Beaver,
“I said your bother is a whiny lil’ BITCH and we all know it. Sorry you hadn’t noticed yet.”
My toddler recently grabbed “Hello Humpback!” by Roy Henry Vickers and looooooved looking at all the pictures inside. They also did raised-ink printing, so they were textured, too. Looks like he has many in the same style, we’ll look for them at the library.
August 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My toddler recently grabbed “Hello Humpback!” by Roy Henry Vickers and looooooved looking at all the pictures inside. They also did raised-ink printing, so they were textured, too. Looks like he has many in the same style, we’ll look for them at the library.
Anyway I walked past several hydrangea patches today that were going INSANE with classic bumblebees, cicada killer wasps, and swallowtail butterflies. Wish I could upload the Live Photos.
July 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Anyway I walked past several hydrangea patches today that were going INSANE with classic bumblebees, cicada killer wasps, and swallowtail butterflies. Wish I could upload the Live Photos.
Landlord came by when my daughter and I were drawing with chalk. He told us chalk is ok but in the future, avoid words or lettering, as it can be “polarizing or offensive.” Reader, the words and letters:
July 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Landlord came by when my daughter and I were drawing with chalk. He told us chalk is ok but in the future, avoid words or lettering, as it can be “polarizing or offensive.” Reader, the words and letters:
55° and sunny, me walking outside in a tank top and sweatpants and my Ecuadorian neighbor with hat, gloves, and an actual parka. #chicagoweather
May 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
55° and sunny, me walking outside in a tank top and sweatpants and my Ecuadorian neighbor with hat, gloves, and an actual parka. #chicagoweather
I was not prepared for the new Great Depression to include the literal dust bowl again. I figured that would be a whole ‘nother climate disaster? But here we are!
May 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I was not prepared for the new Great Depression to include the literal dust bowl again. I figured that would be a whole ‘nother climate disaster? But here we are!
The fun part of your husband doing rush hour shift work is that he’s off in the middle of the day, which means he comes home and sometimes naps, which means that today, I got to text this in all sincerity #newpope
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The fun part of your husband doing rush hour shift work is that he’s off in the middle of the day, which means he comes home and sometimes naps, which means that today, I got to text this in all sincerity #newpope
Humbly presenting to the internet: my kid’s #EasterBasket. She’s 20 months old. She doesn’t expect presents. We have a good amount of toys right now. She loves playing peek-a-boo. She’s gonna have a grand ol’ time unwrapping stuff we already own.
April 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Humbly presenting to the internet: my kid’s #EasterBasket. She’s 20 months old. She doesn’t expect presents. We have a good amount of toys right now. She loves playing peek-a-boo. She’s gonna have a grand ol’ time unwrapping stuff we already own.
Bad news: I tried to use Siri to text my husband about if he knew were a bag of spices (dill) was, and it texted my husband AND neighbor group chat
Good news: my neighbors had dill! She brought it right up 🥺💚
Good news: my neighbors had dill! She brought it right up 🥺💚
March 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Bad news: I tried to use Siri to text my husband about if he knew were a bag of spices (dill) was, and it texted my husband AND neighbor group chat
Good news: my neighbors had dill! She brought it right up 🥺💚
Good news: my neighbors had dill! She brought it right up 🥺💚
My #Severance commentary of the week: the blue-tint cinematography combined with this week’s Pacific Northwest seaside town is just giving me Twilight vibes. Fully expecting Billy Black to roll out of another pickup.
March 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My #Severance commentary of the week: the blue-tint cinematography combined with this week’s Pacific Northwest seaside town is just giving me Twilight vibes. Fully expecting Billy Black to roll out of another pickup.
I made muffins today and also we have new neighbors, so yes I did channel my inner Bree Van De Kamp and brought them muffins along with the post-it with my number lol.
February 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I made muffins today and also we have new neighbors, so yes I did channel my inner Bree Van De Kamp and brought them muffins along with the post-it with my number lol.
Obviously this lasted less than 5 minutes
November 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Obviously this lasted less than 5 minutes
Hiding from my child at grandma and grandpa’s, it’s the good life lmao #BlueSkyParents
November 29, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Hiding from my child at grandma and grandpa’s, it’s the good life lmao #BlueSkyParents
Did we ever determine how the group of people in the 2000s magic bullet informercial were related to each other? Family?? Friends?? Hazel (anti-garlic woman) was their friend? Coworkers forced on a retreat?
November 21, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Did we ever determine how the group of people in the 2000s magic bullet informercial were related to each other? Family?? Friends?? Hazel (anti-garlic woman) was their friend? Coworkers forced on a retreat?