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Comedy is cruel. Cruelty IS Trump's plan, so I'm just returning the favor. MAGA loves to dish it out, but they can’t take it.

Storyteller. Veterans Advocate. I honor the Oath I took when I joined the Air Force - to protect the Constitution .
Time Magazine Makes Remarkable Change For New Trump Cover After Previous Complaint

Did the president's vanity and knack for vengeance influence Time's latest cover?

New photo looks like an AI fake. His real hands are too small to acutally hide his turkey neck.
October 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Newsom Mocks Trump And Israeli Prime Minister With Brutal ’90s Comparison.

White House posted a photo of Trump and Netanyahu captioned “peace through strength”

Newsom countered :

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October 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Trump said there's actually "no reason to be good" except to prove to God that you can "go to that next step".

That "next step" will be down the stairway to the ninth cicrcle of Hell to suffer the eternal torment of Jewish space lasers.

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October 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Tesla’s Optimus humanoid robot performs Kung Fu moves to showcase speed, balance

See video “Return of the Terminator”.

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October 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
FBI cuts ties with Southern Poverty Law Center, the second time in a week Patel has ended a partnership with a group that monitors right-wing extremism.

Trump is at war with “the enemy within”…except for the racists and insurrectionists.

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October 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What would justice look like if these six govt employees were fired?

They could sue along with untold thousands of other workers, and then they would have to recuse themselves from their own appeal.

The remaining holy trinity of SCOTUS judges could then royally screw them.
October 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hegseth declares war on ‘fat’ generals, troops:
"...it’s completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon leading commands around the country and the world.”
SOLUTION: Daily PT for all troops and a Stairmaster machine for Trump.

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October 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Jon Stewart Totally Rags On Trump's Portland Talk Using 1 Blast From The Past.

Trump’s aides told him that people are “literally attacking” each other and there are “fires all over the place” in Portland.

“And dragons! There be dragons!” added Stewart.
September 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Trump's Boast Of A Golden White House Backfires Spectacularly.

“Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, ‘freak out’ when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!! President DJT”.

This is the “leader of the free world”? Freaky

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September 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Hegseth’s mysterious meeting with 800 generals will focus on grooming and warrior ethos

Dept. of War has engaged a consultant to instruct troops on camaflouge for "wars" in US cities . Instead of wearing masks, they will all be disguised to look like #MadKing47.

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September 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Since Trump wants to gut the EPA, every home should have one of these personal decontamination units:

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September 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hegseth dissolves women’s military committee encouraging women to enlist over ‘divisive feminist agenda’.

Wounded Army combat veteran Duckworth had said of Trump and his policies
“I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft dodger.”

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September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Who moved my cheese?
September 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Senate confirms former failed Trump national security adviser as ambassador to the U.N.

Remember “The Peter Principle” ? The book said one continues to fail upward until you reach your max level of incompetence.

Maybe next Sec State after Trump gets tired of Rubio.

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September 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Polygraph: Signature:

Coincidence?
September 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
VA brags number of veterans waiting for benefits is down.

Ok, their claims have been “processed”, but what percentage of claims have been summarily DENIED in a rubber stamp “review”, starting an agonizing appeals process?

#Transparency

“There are lies, damn lies, and statistics” - Mark Twain.
September 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Trump files $15 billion lawsuit against New York Times.

NYT "continued spreading false and defamatory content about President Trump" who "secured the greatest personal and political achievement in American history”.

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September 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Cabinet secretary provokes outrage for saying Donald Trump was “anointed” by God.

…and everyone who doesn’t worship the Orange Messiah is a Judas.

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September 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
MAGA wants to criminalize publicly mocking the death of Charlie Kirk.

What do I think of the death of a racist hate-mongering far right wing provocateur?
September 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Trump's EPA Plans to Stop Making Companies Report Their Emissions.

He has assured our children’s future. MAHA.

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September 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Trump Angrily Tells Reporter His Own Truth Post Is ‘Fake News.

“Are you trying to go to war with Chicago?” said NBC’s Yamiche Alcindor.

“When you say that, darling, that’s fake news,” Trump shot back.
September 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Trump Allies: Actually, the Epstein Drawing Is Proof Trump Is Innocent.

“I don’t do drawings. I’m not a drawing person.”

Really?

His drawings have literally been sold at auction, and Trump has spoken publicly about his artistic process.

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September 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Trump administration loosens corporate taxes after pulling out of global deal.

The new tax rules help corporations by shrinking the tax base. The minimum tax would apply to fewer companies and to less of their income.

Even Mr. Magoo could have seen this coming.

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September 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Right…and Assistant FBI Director Harold Cooper was Diddy’s handler.
September 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Right…and his FBI handler was Raymond Reddington.
September 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM