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Comedy is cruel. Cruelty IS Trump's plan, so I'm just returning the favor. MAGA loves to dish it out, but they can’t take it.
Storyteller. Veterans Advocate. I honor the Oath I took when I joined the Air Force - to protect the Constitution .
Storyteller. Veterans Advocate. I honor the Oath I took when I joined the Air Force - to protect the Constitution .
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Trump inches closer to appropriating public DC golf course by terminating its lease
Trump buried ex-wife Ivana at his Bedminster golf club. He knows he won't be buried at Arlington Nat'l Cemetary. Maybe he covets all that public land to build a Taj Mahal for himself.
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Trump buried ex-wife Ivana at his Bedminster golf club. He knows he won't be buried at Arlington Nat'l Cemetary. Maybe he covets all that public land to build a Taj Mahal for himself.
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Trump inches closer to DC golf course remodel by terminating lease — POLITICO
The administration ended its lease with National Links Trust — paving the way for a potential Trump-led redesign of the capital’s public golf courses.
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January 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Trump inches closer to appropriating public DC golf course by terminating its lease
Trump buried ex-wife Ivana at his Bedminster golf club. He knows he won't be buried at Arlington Nat'l Cemetary. Maybe he covets all that public land to build a Taj Mahal for himself.
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Trump buried ex-wife Ivana at his Bedminster golf club. He knows he won't be buried at Arlington Nat'l Cemetary. Maybe he covets all that public land to build a Taj Mahal for himself.
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'Death clock' app uses AI to predict how long user might live based on user's medical history and lifestyle choices.
When your time expires, AI will dispatch a drone to terminate you.
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When your time expires, AI will dispatch a drone to terminate you.
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'Death clock' app uses AI to predict how long user might live — NBC News
A new app called
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January 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
'Death clock' app uses AI to predict how long user might live based on user's medical history and lifestyle choices.
When your time expires, AI will dispatch a drone to terminate you.
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When your time expires, AI will dispatch a drone to terminate you.
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What Is the Monroe Doctrine, and How Is Trump Reasserting It? Monroe warned Europeans against interference in the Western Hemisphere.
Trump added "Monroe Doctrine is a big deal, but we’ve superseded it by a lot, by a real lot. They now call it the ‘Donroe Doctrine.”
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Trump added "Monroe Doctrine is a big deal, but we’ve superseded it by a lot, by a real lot. They now call it the ‘Donroe Doctrine.”
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What Is the Monroe Doctrine, and How Is Trump Reasserting It? — TIME
President Trump has coined a new term to describe his approach to foreign policy that recalls the 200-year-old doctrine.
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January 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
What Is the Monroe Doctrine, and How Is Trump Reasserting It? Monroe warned Europeans against interference in the Western Hemisphere.
Trump added "Monroe Doctrine is a big deal, but we’ve superseded it by a lot, by a real lot. They now call it the ‘Donroe Doctrine.”
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Trump added "Monroe Doctrine is a big deal, but we’ve superseded it by a lot, by a real lot. They now call it the ‘Donroe Doctrine.”
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In reversal, U.S. loosens guidance on alcohol consumption.
Mehmet Oz said alcohol is a “social lubricant ” and “there’s probably nothing healthier than having a good time with friends.”
Especially when those good friends meet for drinks at the the Epstein island bar.
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Mehmet Oz said alcohol is a “social lubricant ” and “there’s probably nothing healthier than having a good time with friends.”
Especially when those good friends meet for drinks at the the Epstein island bar.
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In reversal, U.S. loosens guidance on alcohol — The Washington Post
The U.S. has revised its dietary guidelines, sparking debate over alcohol limits and health risks.
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January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
In reversal, U.S. loosens guidance on alcohol consumption.
Mehmet Oz said alcohol is a “social lubricant ” and “there’s probably nothing healthier than having a good time with friends.”
Especially when those good friends meet for drinks at the the Epstein island bar.
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Mehmet Oz said alcohol is a “social lubricant ” and “there’s probably nothing healthier than having a good time with friends.”
Especially when those good friends meet for drinks at the the Epstein island bar.
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Donald Trump's Chilling Answer On Limits To His Power Sets Off Backlash:
“Yeah, there is one thing,” Trump replied. “My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me.”
“I don’t need international law,” he added. “I’m not looking to hurt people."
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“Yeah, there is one thing,” Trump replied. “My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me.”
“I don’t need international law,” he added. “I’m not looking to hurt people."
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Trump Says Only 1 Thing Can Limit His Power, And Critics Are Stunned — HuffPost
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January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Donald Trump's Chilling Answer On Limits To His Power Sets Off Backlash:
“Yeah, there is one thing,” Trump replied. “My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me.”
“I don’t need international law,” he added. “I’m not looking to hurt people."
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“Yeah, there is one thing,” Trump replied. “My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me.”
“I don’t need international law,” he added. “I’m not looking to hurt people."
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BREAKING: A federal judge deals Trump a CRUSHING defeat by ruling that his U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of New York must stop working on the investigations into state Attorney General Letitia James.
Our democracy isn't dead yet...
Our democracy isn't dead yet...
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
BREAKING: A federal judge deals Trump a CRUSHING defeat by ruling that his U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of New York must stop working on the investigations into state Attorney General Letitia James.
Our democracy isn't dead yet...
Our democracy isn't dead yet...
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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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BREAKING: The Hennepin County District Attorney's office says they have jurisdiction to charge the ICE agent involved in the fatal Minneapolis shooting.
January 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
BREAKING: The Hennepin County District Attorney's office says they have jurisdiction to charge the ICE agent involved in the fatal Minneapolis shooting.
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JUST IN: Reps. Massie and Khanna say "DOJ cannot be trusted" to release all of the Epstein files, urge a federal judge to appoint an independent overseer to make it happen. khanna.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
JUST IN: Reps. Massie and Khanna say "DOJ cannot be trusted" to release all of the Epstein files, urge a federal judge to appoint an independent overseer to make it happen. khanna.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
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It’s truly about time
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
It’s truly about time
House passes bill to extend health care subsidies in defiance of GOP leaders as 17 renegade GOP lawmakers joined every Democrat in support.
DOJ will seek to indict the 17 for treason.
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DOJ will seek to indict the 17 for treason.
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House passes bill to extend health care subsidies in defiance of GOP leaders — The Associated Press
The House has passed legislation that extends expired health care subsidies for those who get coverage through the Affordable Care Act. It's a remarkable rebuke of House Speaker Mike Johnson, who trie...
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January 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
House passes bill to extend health care subsidies in defiance of GOP leaders as 17 renegade GOP lawmakers joined every Democrat in support.
DOJ will seek to indict the 17 for treason.
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DOJ will seek to indict the 17 for treason.
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Trump inches closer to appropriating public DC golf course by terminating its lease
Trump buried ex-wife Ivana at his Bedminster golf club. He knows he won't be buried at Arlington Nat'l Cemetary. Maybe he covets all that public land to build a Taj Mahal for himself.
apple.news/A0nEWPK2NQwK...
Trump buried ex-wife Ivana at his Bedminster golf club. He knows he won't be buried at Arlington Nat'l Cemetary. Maybe he covets all that public land to build a Taj Mahal for himself.
apple.news/A0nEWPK2NQwK...
Trump inches closer to DC golf course remodel by terminating lease — POLITICO
The administration ended its lease with National Links Trust — paving the way for a potential Trump-led redesign of the capital’s public golf courses.
apple.news
January 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Trump inches closer to appropriating public DC golf course by terminating its lease
Trump buried ex-wife Ivana at his Bedminster golf club. He knows he won't be buried at Arlington Nat'l Cemetary. Maybe he covets all that public land to build a Taj Mahal for himself.
apple.news/A0nEWPK2NQwK...
Trump buried ex-wife Ivana at his Bedminster golf club. He knows he won't be buried at Arlington Nat'l Cemetary. Maybe he covets all that public land to build a Taj Mahal for himself.
apple.news/A0nEWPK2NQwK...
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Veteran Epstein Reporter Says New Files Are ‘Worse’ Than Expected.
The journalist who helped put Jeffrey Epstein behind bars is appalled at the revelations coming out in the government’s drip-feed release of the Epstein files.
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The journalist who helped put Jeffrey Epstein behind bars is appalled at the revelations coming out in the government’s drip-feed release of the Epstein files.
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Veteran Epstein Reporter Says New Files Are ‘Worse’ Than Expected — The Daily Beast
“It’s completely overwhelming,” journalist Julie K. Brown said.
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December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Veteran Epstein Reporter Says New Files Are ‘Worse’ Than Expected.
The journalist who helped put Jeffrey Epstein behind bars is appalled at the revelations coming out in the government’s drip-feed release of the Epstein files.
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The journalist who helped put Jeffrey Epstein behind bars is appalled at the revelations coming out in the government’s drip-feed release of the Epstein files.
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Stephen Colbert Has 3 Brutal Words For The Corporate Bosses Who Canceled Him.
When asked what “major lesson” he learned in 2025, he said “Don’t trust billionaires”
“They don’t get rich by finding that money on the side of the road, brother.”
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When asked what “major lesson” he learned in 2025, he said “Don’t trust billionaires”
“They don’t get rich by finding that money on the side of the road, brother.”
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Stephen Colbert Has 3 Brutal Words For The Corporate Bosses Who Canceled Him — HuffPost
The “Late Show” host got blunt with the key lesson he learned about billionaires.
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January 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Stephen Colbert Has 3 Brutal Words For The Corporate Bosses Who Canceled Him.
When asked what “major lesson” he learned in 2025, he said “Don’t trust billionaires”
“They don’t get rich by finding that money on the side of the road, brother.”
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When asked what “major lesson” he learned in 2025, he said “Don’t trust billionaires”
“They don’t get rich by finding that money on the side of the road, brother.”
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ChatGPT gets ‘anxiety’ from violent user inputs, so researchers are teaching the chatbot mindfulness self-sooting techniques.
When will they teach bots mindfulness about the violent actions of users caused by bots “advice” regarding difficult emotional situations?
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When will they teach bots mindfulness about the violent actions of users caused by bots “advice” regarding difficult emotional situations?
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ChatGPT gets ‘anxiety’ from violent user inputs, so researchers are teaching the chatbot mindfulness techniques to ‘soothe’ it — FORTUNE
A study on how to “calm down” chatbots could advance how AI is applied in mental health interventions, according to the authors. December 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM EDT Researchers are working to find ways ...
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January 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
ChatGPT gets ‘anxiety’ from violent user inputs, so researchers are teaching the chatbot mindfulness self-sooting techniques.
When will they teach bots mindfulness about the violent actions of users caused by bots “advice” regarding difficult emotional situations?
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When will they teach bots mindfulness about the violent actions of users caused by bots “advice” regarding difficult emotional situations?
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After Venezuela, Trump Says Cuba Is ‘Ready to Fall’.
Any of you old enough to have experienced the failed Bay of Pigs Invasion and the following Cuban Missile Crisis that brought us to the brink of a nuclear holocaust?
That lesson is certainly lost on Trump.
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Any of you old enough to have experienced the failed Bay of Pigs Invasion and the following Cuban Missile Crisis that brought us to the brink of a nuclear holocaust?
That lesson is certainly lost on Trump.
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After Venezuela attack, Cuba watches the U.S. warily
With his attack on Venezuela, President Trump says the Monroe Doctrine is back, reviving a more than 200-year-old foreign policy idea. In Cuba, residents brace for what that could mean for them.
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January 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
After Venezuela, Trump Says Cuba Is ‘Ready to Fall’.
Any of you old enough to have experienced the failed Bay of Pigs Invasion and the following Cuban Missile Crisis that brought us to the brink of a nuclear holocaust?
That lesson is certainly lost on Trump.
www.npr.org/2026/01/05/n...
Any of you old enough to have experienced the failed Bay of Pigs Invasion and the following Cuban Missile Crisis that brought us to the brink of a nuclear holocaust?
That lesson is certainly lost on Trump.
www.npr.org/2026/01/05/n...
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Morten Morland’s Times cartoon: January 6, 2026
Teddy was a real warrior hero - a “Roughrider”. The only time Trump had a rough ride is when Stormy spanked him with a magazine.
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Teddy was a real warrior hero - a “Roughrider”. The only time Trump had a rough ride is when Stormy spanked him with a magazine.
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Morten Morland’s Times cartoon: January 6, 2026 — The Times and The Sunday Times
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January 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Morten Morland’s Times cartoon: January 6, 2026
Teddy was a real warrior hero - a “Roughrider”. The only time Trump had a rough ride is when Stormy spanked him with a magazine.
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Teddy was a real warrior hero - a “Roughrider”. The only time Trump had a rough ride is when Stormy spanked him with a magazine.
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Judge orders Lindsey Halligan to explain why she's still serving as U.S. attorney in a new case.
The order to says Halligan "shall further explain why her identification does not constitute a false or misleading statement." that may lead to disciplinary action.
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The order to says Halligan "shall further explain why her identification does not constitute a false or misleading statement." that may lead to disciplinary action.
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Judge orders Lindsey Halligan to explain why she's still serving as U.S. attorney — NBC News
A separate judge had ruled that Halligan, who brought cases against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, was unlawfully appointed.
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January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Judge orders Lindsey Halligan to explain why she's still serving as U.S. attorney in a new case.
The order to says Halligan "shall further explain why her identification does not constitute a false or misleading statement." that may lead to disciplinary action.
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The order to says Halligan "shall further explain why her identification does not constitute a false or misleading statement." that may lead to disciplinary action.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Claimed Trump Said These 5 Words In Response To Naming Epstein Abusers.
She expressed her confusion over Trump's inability to compromise on the Epstein files, to which he replied, "My friends will get hurt."
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She expressed her confusion over Trump's inability to compromise on the Epstein files, to which he replied, "My friends will get hurt."
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Claimed Trump Said These 5 Words In Response To Naming Epstein Abusers — BuzzFeed
It's a bold statement.
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December 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene Claimed Trump Said These 5 Words In Response To Naming Epstein Abusers.
She expressed her confusion over Trump's inability to compromise on the Epstein files, to which he replied, "My friends will get hurt."
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She expressed her confusion over Trump's inability to compromise on the Epstein files, to which he replied, "My friends will get hurt."
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Rep. Doug LaMalfa of California dies, reducing GOP's narrow control of the House to 218-213. CA passed redistricting voter maps.
Trump said he considered not giving a speech to honor LaMalfa but decided to go ahead with it "because he would have wanted it that way.”
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Trump said he considered not giving a speech to honor LaMalfa but decided to go ahead with it "because he would have wanted it that way.”
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Rep. Doug LaMalfa of California dies, reducing GOP's narrow control of the House to 218-213 — The Associated Press
President Donald Trump is lamenting the death of Republican seven-term U.S. congressman Doug LaMalfa of California, who was a reliable vote on his agenda. LaMalfa's death at age 65 reduces the GOP's a...
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January 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Rep. Doug LaMalfa of California dies, reducing GOP's narrow control of the House to 218-213. CA passed redistricting voter maps.
Trump said he considered not giving a speech to honor LaMalfa but decided to go ahead with it "because he would have wanted it that way.”
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Trump said he considered not giving a speech to honor LaMalfa but decided to go ahead with it "because he would have wanted it that way.”
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Judge orders Lindsey Halligan to explain why she's still serving as U.S. attorney in a new case.
The order to says Halligan "shall further explain why her identification does not constitute a false or misleading statement." that may lead to disciplinary action.
apple.news/AEv-lEv1RSni...
The order to says Halligan "shall further explain why her identification does not constitute a false or misleading statement." that may lead to disciplinary action.
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Judge orders Lindsey Halligan to explain why she's still serving as U.S. attorney — NBC News
A separate judge had ruled that Halligan, who brought cases against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, was unlawfully appointed.
apple.news
January 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Judge orders Lindsey Halligan to explain why she's still serving as U.S. attorney in a new case.
The order to says Halligan "shall further explain why her identification does not constitute a false or misleading statement." that may lead to disciplinary action.
apple.news/AEv-lEv1RSni...
The order to says Halligan "shall further explain why her identification does not constitute a false or misleading statement." that may lead to disciplinary action.
apple.news/AEv-lEv1RSni...