A$AP Mom
@suburbanitis.bsky.social
Photographer, real estate weirdo, business witch
Oh ABSOLUTELY. I love this song. Going with my daughter to her show in Brooklyn (floor seats for the religious experience). Ready to transcend time and space
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Oh ABSOLUTELY. I love this song. Going with my daughter to her show in Brooklyn (floor seats for the religious experience). Ready to transcend time and space
Sending Sadie and her people so much love. I know she knows just how much she means to you, and how much you mean to her.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sending Sadie and her people so much love. I know she knows just how much she means to you, and how much you mean to her.
The Venn Diagram of these dudes and dudes holding a fish in their dating profiles is also a complete circle
November 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The Venn Diagram of these dudes and dudes holding a fish in their dating profiles is also a complete circle
I’m proud of you! 🙌🏻
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m proud of you! 🙌🏻
Ha! Shoutout to the years I hastily cut out construction paper bats to bobby pin into my hair before school drop-off 😂
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ha! Shoutout to the years I hastily cut out construction paper bats to bobby pin into my hair before school drop-off 😂
…it’s really cool though
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
…it’s really cool though
Bad news slot machine 😭😭😭
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Bad news slot machine 😭😭😭