A$AP Mom
@suburbanitis.bsky.social
Photographer, real estate weirdo, business witch
Well this is…different.
Too bad we already have free goats in our yard periodically 😂
Too bad we already have free goats in our yard periodically 😂
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Well this is…different.
Too bad we already have free goats in our yard periodically 😂
Too bad we already have free goats in our yard periodically 😂
‘They’re on food stamps but their food looks just like my food!’
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
‘They’re on food stamps but their food looks just like my food!’
I’m sorry, but…are these different guys?
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’m sorry, but…are these different guys?
Ok; that does it. I’ve been asleep this whole time, right? All of this is definitely a nightmare and this clinches it, right?!
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ok; that does it. I’ve been asleep this whole time, right? All of this is definitely a nightmare and this clinches it, right?!
Guess the location, ROC Halloween Edition
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Guess the location, ROC Halloween Edition
…it’s really cool though
October 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
…it’s really cool though
A day at the Hunt Races
October 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A day at the Hunt Races
The corn is down, which means the return of my deer friend who comes over when I call 😭🙌🏻
October 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The corn is down, which means the return of my deer friend who comes over when I call 😭🙌🏻
Bought a new oven (it was time) and while I was originally frustrated by the ‘smart’ features (just heat my food) I have now realized it remotely gives me the best news an appliance can give to a highly anxious person
October 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Bought a new oven (it was time) and while I was originally frustrated by the ‘smart’ features (just heat my food) I have now realized it remotely gives me the best news an appliance can give to a highly anxious person
At any given time there’s a good chance my husband and I end up in the same shopping plaza. No, we don’t plan this. It could be in any surrounding town, too. This happens all the time.
October 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
At any given time there’s a good chance my husband and I end up in the same shopping plaza. No, we don’t plan this. It could be in any surrounding town, too. This happens all the time.
Listen; Lilou is a very nervous girl whose absolute goals in life are to A) never be perceived, and B) sneak into the pub to do a little roll under the bar. I do not know why; that is just her very favorite secret thing to do in the quiet of the evening. Behold her joy.
September 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Listen; Lilou is a very nervous girl whose absolute goals in life are to A) never be perceived, and B) sneak into the pub to do a little roll under the bar. I do not know why; that is just her very favorite secret thing to do in the quiet of the evening. Behold her joy.
Welp, here we go. Got a big folder and a plan. Gonna be a weird next few months.
September 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Welp, here we go. Got a big folder and a plan. Gonna be a weird next few months.
Fair, but in THIS year of our lord?! For thirty whole dollars?!
God help you if you choose ‘champagne’
God help you if you choose ‘champagne’
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Fair, but in THIS year of our lord?! For thirty whole dollars?!
God help you if you choose ‘champagne’
God help you if you choose ‘champagne’
In these trying times, please take a second to enjoy this catalog I just received today, in 2025
September 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In these trying times, please take a second to enjoy this catalog I just received today, in 2025
Literally the most embarrassing display
September 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Literally the most embarrassing display
Snack review! I’d heard great things about these from Costco and I’m always disappointed but these are INCREDIBLE. Exactly like the Korean galbi wings from bbq.chicken - SUPER savory and substantial. This is not like some flavored chip…it’s like Chex mix that feels like a meal. Honestly crazy.
September 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Snack review! I’d heard great things about these from Costco and I’m always disappointed but these are INCREDIBLE. Exactly like the Korean galbi wings from bbq.chicken - SUPER savory and substantial. This is not like some flavored chip…it’s like Chex mix that feels like a meal. Honestly crazy.
Watching the news and the ‘sports guy’ (who frankly focuses mostly on the Bills year round) reporting on this match with the local daughter of Bills owner…basically said he wasn’t going to try and pronounce her opponent’s name ‘and it doesn’t matter’ because Pegula won…yikes
September 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Watching the news and the ‘sports guy’ (who frankly focuses mostly on the Bills year round) reporting on this match with the local daughter of Bills owner…basically said he wasn’t going to try and pronounce her opponent’s name ‘and it doesn’t matter’ because Pegula won…yikes
Pulled out the big guns today…I miss medium format…
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Pulled out the big guns today…I miss medium format…
Brought home a bunch of vinyl; mostly jazz (Brubeck and Getz) but also a favorite new pressing of Illinoise 🙌🏻
August 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Brought home a bunch of vinyl; mostly jazz (Brubeck and Getz) but also a favorite new pressing of Illinoise 🙌🏻
Behold, the bounty that grows behind our property line
August 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Behold, the bounty that grows behind our property line
August 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Red currant clafoutis on deck tonight
August 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Red currant clafoutis on deck tonight