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Scott 🦦🪸
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Literally do not take my skeets seriously
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6’ tall bros in shambles
An article about how to use an iPhone to measure a person’s height
February 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Anything can happen in Jersey (threat)
VGK @ NJD
February 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Go Bruins… I guess lol
Bruins @ Rangers
February 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Empty middle seat #blessed
An vacant middle seat on a flight
February 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Flying back home my mind remains rotten
An X-Ray machine at an airport branded “analogic”
February 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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YouTube screenshot of “Black Metal Instrumentals for Sleep” video
January 31, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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The LOK game actually slaps
Screenshot from the game LOK where tiles with letters L, O, or K, and blank tiles, are arranged in a grid
January 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Hey weird tech bros I’ve got something that would help y’all get absolutely locked in
A cock chastity cage
January 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Time for your breakfast
A bowl filled with ibuprofen pills
January 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Gang
Screenshot of an article published in Time titled “The Psychology of the Cold-Weather Shorts Guy”
January 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Just watched Civil War and I involuntarily barked “yes sir” at this scene
GIF of Wagner Moura looking towards the camera and saying “fuck you” with a cigarette in his hand
January 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Looked up online words that rhyme with -ade this was not the result I expected
Random words that rhyme with -ade
December 28, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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I somehow ended up in the “Ancient Egypt in the Bible is actually Illinois” part of Reddit
Map of Egypt and USA superimposed
December 23, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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Good morning
A Reddit comment that goes: “Viagra would be a beautiful name for a baby”
December 16, 2024 at 11:11 AM
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Oh shit I just randomly got reminded of Adventure Quest
A screenshot of the game Adventure Quest depicting three fantasy characters battling a vampire
December 12, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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Comparing Bostock to Dred Scott is insane
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Bostock v. Clayton County that goes: “The religious journal First Things editor R. R. Reno called the opinion unworkable sophistry, comparing it to Dred Scott v. Sandford: "Historians may look back and judge Bostock the twenty-first-century analogue to Dred Scott, the Supreme Court decision that imposed the Southern slave regime on the entire country and contributed to the intolerable contradictions that led to the Civil War.”
December 6, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Gandalf
Google search of “ian mckellen age” displaying his photograph and his age of 85 years
November 17, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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Me when sex
An article in Science Magazine titled “High Hopes for Short Corn” written by Erik Stokstad, with a background image consisting of a photograph of corn harvest.
November 15, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Anne Hathaway in a Nolan film… we are so back
An article written by Justin Kroll titled “Anne Hathaway & Zendaya To Star In Christopher Nolan’s Next Film” with a photograph of the trio below
November 9, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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Got reminded of this
November 9, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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One of my all time fav scores
Cover artwork for the score of Noah by Clint Mansell
November 9, 2024 at 10:02 AM
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Saw this ad at RIC and did a double take
Poorly designed ad for VCU that seems at first glance to say “uncommitted to stopping cancer”
November 8, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Hmph got the largest population in Africa one wrong…
A screenshot of a results page of an International Affairs Quiz from Pew Research Center. The results states: “You answered 11 out of 12 questions correctly”
October 9, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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NW: The Ox-Bow Incident (1943)
A still from the film The Ox-Bow Incident. A group of people surrounds three men and attempts to hang them.
October 3, 2023 at 10:36 PM
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Best picture I’ve taken
A Kum & Go storefront with a snowy mountain on the background.
September 29, 2023 at 7:15 PM