Scott 🦦🪸
@subpar.bsky.social
Literally do not take my skeets seriously
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Something really good that happened to me this year is that the free NYT crosswords on Delta in-flight WiFi thing somehow bugged out and I’ve had free crosswords access for almost two months now
March 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Something really good that happened to me this year is that the free NYT crosswords on Delta in-flight WiFi thing somehow bugged out and I’ve had free crosswords access for almost two months now
This reminded me of the David Guetta’s George Floyd tribute show
March 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This reminded me of the David Guetta’s George Floyd tribute show
….size??
How do you organise your books? Most book owners... don't
Not organised: 45%
By size: 19%
By genre: 17%
Alphabetically, by author: 11%
By whether I've read them: 10%
By colour: 4%
Alphabetically, by title: 2%
Other: 6%
yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
Not organised: 45%
By size: 19%
By genre: 17%
Alphabetically, by author: 11%
By whether I've read them: 10%
By colour: 4%
Alphabetically, by title: 2%
Other: 6%
yougov.co.uk/entertainmen...
March 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
….size??
They don’t make games like Cut the Rope or Doodle Jump anymore
March 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
They don’t make games like Cut the Rope or Doodle Jump anymore
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you can save money by having your partner cut your hair and save time by having them do it while you drive
March 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
you can save money by having your partner cut your hair and save time by having them do it while you drive
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Me to the DoD.
March 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Me to the DoD.
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“i love bad bitches, that’s my fuckin problem”
no, brother in [insert deity], that’s your fuckin *solution*
no, brother in [insert deity], that’s your fuckin *solution*
March 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“i love bad bitches, that’s my fuckin problem”
no, brother in [insert deity], that’s your fuckin *solution*
no, brother in [insert deity], that’s your fuckin *solution*
Got a stupid cut from carrying a wood pallet without gloves that got infected. These antibiotics are destroying my gut rn
February 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Got a stupid cut from carrying a wood pallet without gloves that got infected. These antibiotics are destroying my gut rn
6’ tall bros in shambles
February 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
6’ tall bros in shambles
Anything can happen in Jersey (threat)
February 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Anything can happen in Jersey (threat)
Marchand in jail is what I love to see though ha
February 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Marchand in jail is what I love to see though ha
Go Bruins… I guess lol
February 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Go Bruins… I guess lol
Also Delta has the most attractive flight attendants among the legacies 🤷♂️
February 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Also Delta has the most attractive flight attendants among the legacies 🤷♂️
Flying back home my mind remains rotten
February 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Flying back home my mind remains rotten
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Always repost the Integrated Survivability “Onion” regardless of context
February 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Always repost the Integrated Survivability “Onion” regardless of context
Why tf is the Mavs trading out Luka Doncic
February 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Why tf is the Mavs trading out Luka Doncic
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I saw this horror so you’ll have to see it too
When the peanut butter has the little precum at the top and you gotta mix it all up
January 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I saw this horror so you’ll have to see it too
Met up with my uncle for the first time in a while and he’s like Trump is a true christian who will save America. Dude’s not even an American citizen tf lmao
January 31, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Met up with my uncle for the first time in a while and he’s like Trump is a true christian who will save America. Dude’s not even an American citizen tf lmao
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"big tech lost a trillion dollars"
me:
me:
January 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
"big tech lost a trillion dollars"
me:
me:
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Ah yes, the Almighty, omnipresent and omniscient, who speaks fewer languages than me, drunk at a restaurant in Ensenada (from Kosovo: A Short History by Noel Malcolm)
January 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ah yes, the Almighty, omnipresent and omniscient, who speaks fewer languages than me, drunk at a restaurant in Ensenada (from Kosovo: A Short History by Noel Malcolm)
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the british authorities to Alan Turing when they found out he was gay
have you tried chemical castration
January 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
the british authorities to Alan Turing when they found out he was gay
Mumford & Sons is not escaping the “all Mumford & Sons songs sound the same” claim with their new single
January 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mumford & Sons is not escaping the “all Mumford & Sons songs sound the same” claim with their new single
The LOK game actually slaps
January 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The LOK game actually slaps