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Whoopee cap - Wikipedia
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whoopee caps are my hyperfixation
read the wikipedia page (i edited for it)
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read the wikipedia page (i edited for it)
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im tishas number 1 fan uncontested
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
im tishas number 1 fan uncontested
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
theonion.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
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Evolution of Sunflower's Design
From: Plants vs. Zombies, Plants vs. Zombies 2, and Plants vs. Zombies 3.
From: Plants vs. Zombies, Plants vs. Zombies 2, and Plants vs. Zombies 3.
November 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Evolution of Sunflower's Design
From: Plants vs. Zombies, Plants vs. Zombies 2, and Plants vs. Zombies 3.
From: Plants vs. Zombies, Plants vs. Zombies 2, and Plants vs. Zombies 3.
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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This Star Is Missing an Eye What the Fuck Nobody Told Me They Could Get Hurt
October 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This Star Is Missing an Eye What the Fuck Nobody Told Me They Could Get Hurt
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Did You Check Up Your Ass, Idiot?
September 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Did You Check Up Your Ass, Idiot?
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
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What democracy?
We are not a serious country. If we were, we would not be in this position.
This is what they fought for, for decades. This is what they told us to accept as the price of 2A.
Now it's on them and suddenly we're supposed to feel bad for them?
Fuck that. The high road kills us.
We are not a serious country. If we were, we would not be in this position.
This is what they fought for, for decades. This is what they told us to accept as the price of 2A.
Now it's on them and suddenly we're supposed to feel bad for them?
Fuck that. The high road kills us.
September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What democracy?
We are not a serious country. If we were, we would not be in this position.
This is what they fought for, for decades. This is what they told us to accept as the price of 2A.
Now it's on them and suddenly we're supposed to feel bad for them?
Fuck that. The high road kills us.
We are not a serious country. If we were, we would not be in this position.
This is what they fought for, for decades. This is what they told us to accept as the price of 2A.
Now it's on them and suddenly we're supposed to feel bad for them?
Fuck that. The high road kills us.
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November 1, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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I stepped on my glasses so now Baba can have them
August 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I stepped on my glasses so now Baba can have them
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July 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
May 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...
i made this for the pvz 16th anniversary #plantsvszombies
May 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i made this for the pvz 16th anniversary #plantsvszombies
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
theonion.com/man-who...
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]
theonion.com
April 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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theonion.com/man-who...
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Baba Is You is now 6 years old! Thank you for all these years of support and kindness!
#babaisyou
#babaisyou
March 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Baba Is You is now 6 years old! Thank you for all these years of support and kindness!
#babaisyou
#babaisyou
i am cringe but i am free
February 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i am cringe but i am free
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I made this #animation to reply to a post I saw on twitter, but I'm posting it here first so I actually have Dandy's World fanwork and my high effort posts on my #art account lol 😁
#RainstormArt #dandysworld #dandysworldglisten #dandysworldfanart
#RainstormArt #dandysworld #dandysworldglisten #dandysworldfanart
February 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I made this #animation to reply to a post I saw on twitter, but I'm posting it here first so I actually have Dandy's World fanwork and my high effort posts on my #art account lol 😁
#RainstormArt #dandysworld #dandysworldglisten #dandysworldfanart
#RainstormArt #dandysworld #dandysworldglisten #dandysworldfanart
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Mod makers rejoice: The Team Fortress 2 SDK has arrived! We've updated the Source SDK with all of TF2's client and server game code. Change, extend, or rewrite TF2, and publish them as mods on Steam. www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=...
February 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Mod makers rejoice: The Team Fortress 2 SDK has arrived! We've updated the Source SDK with all of TF2's client and server game code. Change, extend, or rewrite TF2, and publish them as mods on Steam. www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=...
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Instead of saying "I didn't understand the halftime show, therefore it is bad art" maybe try and understand why you didn't get it and think critically about the presentation, symbolism, etc. This is part of the beauty of art and creativity.
February 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Instead of saying "I didn't understand the halftime show, therefore it is bad art" maybe try and understand why you didn't get it and think critically about the presentation, symbolism, etc. This is part of the beauty of art and creativity.
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
theonion.com
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access