2038, you have to watch 2 Chinese Military Recruitment ads on your Samsung Fridge before you get your allotted 500kcals of Food Product.

There isn't a door on it anymore. You just have to hold your hands under a spigot.

Runner up for me is the Bosch Anti-Theft Horseshit. "Parts Matching."

If you ever need to die on a tech hill, you need to die on the tech hill of "parts matching."

It's what's turned your Apple computer into a disposable junkpile

But with cars & bikes: the components are designated as […]

Sequel where someone from 2026 travels to Neo Paris or whatever Expedition 33 takes place in and gives them a pep talk.😆

WE MUST DEFEAT THE PAINTRESS OR WE WILL TURN TO FLOWERS.

Motherfuckers, AIR KILLS ME RIGHT NOW.😆

"Oh you're going as one of the guys from Rammstein?"

No, I'm ~ Uh~

Yeah. Yes I am.

(I actually like Tiny Tim, btw. He's awesome. This is why i have Power Over Others. They cannot take it.)

I am still building up an immunity to Tom Jones, tho. I once did a whole set of Tom Jones as Karaoke at a wedding full of strangers in the Deep South (I am a yankee).

Why? because I was bored.

Scott Adams the cartoonist and noted, vociferous Covid is Mild/fake pundits, died from sudden hyper-aggressive prostate cancer today.

Another win for those who go long on cancer.

I'm telling you - if you don't have cancer in your portfolio, ARE YOU EVEN INVESTING.

Real Life Example: Single mom I know has a dead car. Weak crank, dummy lights all came on during driving, now dead.

I blew out my shoulder working on cars over the last 3 months so I couldn't fix this lady's car beyond diagnostics. (I currently can't lift a cup of tea)

So she took it to a shop […]

I don't think Cancer is in a bubble. Cancer is like gold. Always goes up. Sky's the limit on Cancer!

Microbes? Way up.

Water? Up.

I'd short Life Expectancy if I were you.

@truekk Yeah I have actually seen those! I can see how much shit they're getting in response, too. They're clearly very "flinchy" because of it. But they're stickin to it.🥳

Hire @jmcrookston as your special counsel, btw. He's the veritable Wise Lawyer Guy you're looking for.🥳

A crucial point for people who still Hold Out against Covid:

If your employer wants to be an asshole about Covid (they do), point them at these guidelines. Let them think about how they'd explain to a Court that they don't think they need these and don't want their employee to follow them.

Get […]

Random thing: Poor people often put their kids in Catholic-run Orphanages/boarding schools.

Cost relatively little.

In order to make ends meet - Frank put his younger sister in St. Rose's Catholic Orphanage in Mwaukee.

Of course, if she didn't have TB BEFORE she […]

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