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Impatient Linguist who drinks too much coffee and judges your ontologies unfairly.
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2021 was when Normal People decided to go right ahead and climb INTO the gulag. :holdthepain:
You have literally nothing if you don't have your health.
And think about it: If you can't work, how are you going to pay for your AI fridge's internet usage???
You have literally nothing if you don't have your health.
And think about it: If you can't work, how are you going to pay for your AI fridge's internet usage???
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
2021 was when Normal People decided to go right ahead and climb INTO the gulag. :holdthepain:
You have literally nothing if you don't have your health.
And think about it: If you can't work, how are you going to pay for your AI fridge's internet usage???
You have literally nothing if you don't have your health.
And think about it: If you can't work, how are you going to pay for your AI fridge's internet usage???
Oh man the Techtopia is lookin' to be shit.
My favorite is the handle-less AI fridge that tracks your data, listens to you, requires a quiet room, requires internet connectivity, and - best of all -
HAS THE CAPACITY TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING FOOD UNTIL YOU WATCH ADS.
YOU DUMB BASTARDS ARE […]
My favorite is the handle-less AI fridge that tracks your data, listens to you, requires a quiet room, requires internet connectivity, and - best of all -
HAS THE CAPACITY TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING FOOD UNTIL YOU WATCH ADS.
YOU DUMB BASTARDS ARE […]
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zeroes.ca
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Oh man the Techtopia is lookin' to be shit.
My favorite is the handle-less AI fridge that tracks your data, listens to you, requires a quiet room, requires internet connectivity, and - best of all -
HAS THE CAPACITY TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING FOOD UNTIL YOU WATCH ADS.
YOU DUMB BASTARDS ARE […]
My favorite is the handle-less AI fridge that tracks your data, listens to you, requires a quiet room, requires internet connectivity, and - best of all -
HAS THE CAPACITY TO PREVENT YOU FROM GETTING FOOD UNTIL YOU WATCH ADS.
YOU DUMB BASTARDS ARE […]
Been playing a bit of Expedition 33, and tbh I think the premise is pretty funny.
OH NO IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING WE WILL GAZE OFF INTO THE SUNSET AND TURN INTO FLOWERS.
Look guys, it is -30C outside my window RIGHT NOW. I was just outside, and it is physical pain.
Wherever I go, I have to […]
OH NO IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING WE WILL GAZE OFF INTO THE SUNSET AND TURN INTO FLOWERS.
Look guys, it is -30C outside my window RIGHT NOW. I was just outside, and it is physical pain.
Wherever I go, I have to […]
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zeroes.ca
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Been playing a bit of Expedition 33, and tbh I think the premise is pretty funny.
OH NO IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING WE WILL GAZE OFF INTO THE SUNSET AND TURN INTO FLOWERS.
Look guys, it is -30C outside my window RIGHT NOW. I was just outside, and it is physical pain.
Wherever I go, I have to […]
OH NO IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING WE WILL GAZE OFF INTO THE SUNSET AND TURN INTO FLOWERS.
Look guys, it is -30C outside my window RIGHT NOW. I was just outside, and it is physical pain.
Wherever I go, I have to […]
I once went to a Halloween Party without a costume. People thought I was going as Edward Scissorhands.
#justbalticthings
#justbalticthings
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I once went to a Halloween Party without a costume. People thought I was going as Edward Scissorhands.
#justbalticthings
#justbalticthings
"Over years, I have built up an immunity to Tiny Tim AND his Ukelele."
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
"Over years, I have built up an immunity to Tiny Tim AND his Ukelele."
The Woman's top 10 2025 Covid articles, summarized for you.
By someone who is a professional at summarizing stuff exactly like this.😆
https://www.canva.com/design/DAG-RR9UjjU/V-fb4svHd2NdusaxWobygA/view
By someone who is a professional at summarizing stuff exactly like this.😆
https://www.canva.com/design/DAG-RR9UjjU/V-fb4svHd2NdusaxWobygA/view
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January 13, 2026 at 5:18 AM
The Woman's top 10 2025 Covid articles, summarized for you.
By someone who is a professional at summarizing stuff exactly like this.😆
https://www.canva.com/design/DAG-RR9UjjU/V-fb4svHd2NdusaxWobygA/view
By someone who is a professional at summarizing stuff exactly like this.😆
https://www.canva.com/design/DAG-RR9UjjU/V-fb4svHd2NdusaxWobygA/view
Helpful term for non-mechanics: The Parts Cannon.
When they can't figure out what's actually wrong with the car, they'll just start replacing likely components until it (hopefully) fixes it.
Very expensive. Doesn't usually work, and if it does work, nobody will be sure why.
A good way to tell […]
When they can't figure out what's actually wrong with the car, they'll just start replacing likely components until it (hopefully) fixes it.
Very expensive. Doesn't usually work, and if it does work, nobody will be sure why.
A good way to tell […]
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zeroes.ca
January 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Helpful term for non-mechanics: The Parts Cannon.
When they can't figure out what's actually wrong with the car, they'll just start replacing likely components until it (hopefully) fixes it.
Very expensive. Doesn't usually work, and if it does work, nobody will be sure why.
A good way to tell […]
When they can't figure out what's actually wrong with the car, they'll just start replacing likely components until it (hopefully) fixes it.
Very expensive. Doesn't usually work, and if it does work, nobody will be sure why.
A good way to tell […]
We seem to be in the superset of bubbles (A set of all sets of bubbles) right now, tbh. (You could call it a supremum of bubbles if you prefer lattices - I do.)
We gotcher AI Bubble, your Housing Bubble, yer GPU/DDR Bubble, Inflationary Bubble, Stock Market Bubble, Venezuela Bubble, Climate […]
We gotcher AI Bubble, your Housing Bubble, yer GPU/DDR Bubble, Inflationary Bubble, Stock Market Bubble, Venezuela Bubble, Climate […]
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zeroes.ca
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
We seem to be in the superset of bubbles (A set of all sets of bubbles) right now, tbh. (You could call it a supremum of bubbles if you prefer lattices - I do.)
We gotcher AI Bubble, your Housing Bubble, yer GPU/DDR Bubble, Inflationary Bubble, Stock Market Bubble, Venezuela Bubble, Climate […]
We gotcher AI Bubble, your Housing Bubble, yer GPU/DDR Bubble, Inflationary Bubble, Stock Market Bubble, Venezuela Bubble, Climate […]
Health Canada suddenly being really good.
> Confirms that SARS2 transmits w/o symptoms
> Confirms it hangs in the air and is primarily spread via breathing
> Recommends correct filtration and masking
> Confirms it passes to your pets and that you should mask around them when sick
This is […]
> Confirms that SARS2 transmits w/o symptoms
> Confirms it hangs in the air and is primarily spread via breathing
> Recommends correct filtration and masking
> Confirms it passes to your pets and that you should mask around them when sick
This is […]
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zeroes.ca
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Health Canada suddenly being really good.
> Confirms that SARS2 transmits w/o symptoms
> Confirms it hangs in the air and is primarily spread via breathing
> Recommends correct filtration and masking
> Confirms it passes to your pets and that you should mask around them when sick
This is […]
> Confirms that SARS2 transmits w/o symptoms
> Confirms it hangs in the air and is primarily spread via breathing
> Recommends correct filtration and masking
> Confirms it passes to your pets and that you should mask around them when sick
This is […]
Other guy in traffic: SEATBELTS DON'T WORK. I HAVE ONE AND I STILL GOT HURT.
Kind sir, your seatbelt appears to have been made out of... is that cardboard?
[The Context Moose says: This is a comment on people who used shitty paper masks 1x and now yell at people in public.]
Kind sir, your seatbelt appears to have been made out of... is that cardboard?
[The Context Moose says: This is a comment on people who used shitty paper masks 1x and now yell at people in public.]
January 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Other guy in traffic: SEATBELTS DON'T WORK. I HAVE ONE AND I STILL GOT HURT.
Kind sir, your seatbelt appears to have been made out of... is that cardboard?
[The Context Moose says: This is a comment on people who used shitty paper masks 1x and now yell at people in public.]
Kind sir, your seatbelt appears to have been made out of... is that cardboard?
[The Context Moose says: This is a comment on people who used shitty paper masks 1x and now yell at people in public.]
Reading the will & probate for my Great Great Great Great Grandfather Eberhard (died 1898 in Mwaukee). Lower working-class Prussian immigrant family.
Eberhard's son Francis (aged 20 - my Great Great Great Grandfather) was made executor and had to take guardianship of the remaining siblings. So […]
Eberhard's son Francis (aged 20 - my Great Great Great Grandfather) was made executor and had to take guardianship of the remaining siblings. So […]
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zeroes.ca
January 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Reading the will & probate for my Great Great Great Great Grandfather Eberhard (died 1898 in Mwaukee). Lower working-class Prussian immigrant family.
Eberhard's son Francis (aged 20 - my Great Great Great Grandfather) was made executor and had to take guardianship of the remaining siblings. So […]
Eberhard's son Francis (aged 20 - my Great Great Great Grandfather) was made executor and had to take guardianship of the remaining siblings. So […]
Childhood memory: First time I had these migraines, I was 12 and my family had no health insurance (US).
We thought I may be having retinal detachment or some kind of stroke (my face and distal nervous system also often go completely numb but not weak).
So the solution was for me to lay on a […]
We thought I may be having retinal detachment or some kind of stroke (my face and distal nervous system also often go completely numb but not weak).
So the solution was for me to lay on a […]
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zeroes.ca
January 7, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Childhood memory: First time I had these migraines, I was 12 and my family had no health insurance (US).
We thought I may be having retinal detachment or some kind of stroke (my face and distal nervous system also often go completely numb but not weak).
So the solution was for me to lay on a […]
We thought I may be having retinal detachment or some kind of stroke (my face and distal nervous system also often go completely numb but not weak).
So the solution was for me to lay on a […]
I have a crazy ocular fault when I get migraines (had one 3x this weekend): I get the classic fortification spectra and then lose entire fields of my vision.
Beyond the edge of the jagged line, there's Nothing. Not black, not darkness, not blurriness. Nothing! […]
[Original post on zeroes.ca]
Beyond the edge of the jagged line, there's Nothing. Not black, not darkness, not blurriness. Nothing! […]
[Original post on zeroes.ca]
January 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I have a crazy ocular fault when I get migraines (had one 3x this weekend): I get the classic fortification spectra and then lose entire fields of my vision.
Beyond the edge of the jagged line, there's Nothing. Not black, not darkness, not blurriness. Nothing! […]
[Original post on zeroes.ca]
Beyond the edge of the jagged line, there's Nothing. Not black, not darkness, not blurriness. Nothing! […]
[Original post on zeroes.ca]
*me lookin at the dog, unable to walk in the snow because his damn paws freeze and he pulls up lame*
(I've developed severe Raynaud's in my own hands and feet after 2020)
(I've developed severe Raynaud's in my own hands and feet after 2020)
January 6, 2026 at 9:02 PM
*me lookin at the dog, unable to walk in the snow because his damn paws freeze and he pulls up lame*
(I've developed severe Raynaud's in my own hands and feet after 2020)
(I've developed severe Raynaud's in my own hands and feet after 2020)
"Nothing Ever Happens."
- Redditor, in a world where things are constantly happening
- Redditor, in a world where things are constantly happening
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"Nothing Ever Happens."
- Redditor, in a world where things are constantly happening
- Redditor, in a world where things are constantly happening
"Why is everything shit?" asks a person who definitely does not want to know why everything is shit.
January 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
"Why is everything shit?" asks a person who definitely does not want to know why everything is shit.
*Taps the Hannah Arendt Sign*
Power: The consensus to act.
Strength: The individual's or group's ability to enact their own will.
If you shovel your own driveway, that's based on your own Strength. If you convince the city to shovel the driveway, that's Power.
State Violence: Resorted to […]
Power: The consensus to act.
Strength: The individual's or group's ability to enact their own will.
If you shovel your own driveway, that's based on your own Strength. If you convince the city to shovel the driveway, that's Power.
State Violence: Resorted to […]
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zeroes.ca
January 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
*Taps the Hannah Arendt Sign*
Power: The consensus to act.
Strength: The individual's or group's ability to enact their own will.
If you shovel your own driveway, that's based on your own Strength. If you convince the city to shovel the driveway, that's Power.
State Violence: Resorted to […]
Power: The consensus to act.
Strength: The individual's or group's ability to enact their own will.
If you shovel your own driveway, that's based on your own Strength. If you convince the city to shovel the driveway, that's Power.
State Violence: Resorted to […]
In the art gallery of history, there are many copies and few originals.
- Alexis de Tocqueville
The Old Regime and the French Revolution
- Alexis de Tocqueville
The Old Regime and the French Revolution
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM
In the art gallery of history, there are many copies and few originals.
- Alexis de Tocqueville
The Old Regime and the French Revolution
- Alexis de Tocqueville
The Old Regime and the French Revolution
Paraphrasing Arendt:
If you erode power (which is the consensus you have to act) to the point that it's only concentrated in a tiny group...
Your group better be a helluvalot stronger than everybody else.
If you erode power (which is the consensus you have to act) to the point that it's only concentrated in a tiny group...
Your group better be a helluvalot stronger than everybody else.
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Paraphrasing Arendt:
If you erode power (which is the consensus you have to act) to the point that it's only concentrated in a tiny group...
Your group better be a helluvalot stronger than everybody else.
If you erode power (which is the consensus you have to act) to the point that it's only concentrated in a tiny group...
Your group better be a helluvalot stronger than everybody else.
Decent article on the present state of Canada, by Frank Graves (major Canadian political forecaster).
"Epistemic Crisis" is putting it mildly, btw.
In 2020, we were hit with an enormous epistemic bomb. You have people living in entirely different narrative worlds now. Two people @ the grocery […]
"Epistemic Crisis" is putting it mildly, btw.
In 2020, we were hit with an enormous epistemic bomb. You have people living in entirely different narrative worlds now. Two people @ the grocery […]
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zeroes.ca
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Decent article on the present state of Canada, by Frank Graves (major Canadian political forecaster).
"Epistemic Crisis" is putting it mildly, btw.
In 2020, we were hit with an enormous epistemic bomb. You have people living in entirely different narrative worlds now. Two people @ the grocery […]
"Epistemic Crisis" is putting it mildly, btw.
In 2020, we were hit with an enormous epistemic bomb. You have people living in entirely different narrative worlds now. Two people @ the grocery […]
We do still have "lockdowns," btw. Millions and millions of people are not at the restaurants, New Year's Eve Parties, and corporate retreats that you're at.
They're dead, disabled, or sick. Others are self-ostracized.
You just don't see them and don't recognize that there's still a lockdown […]
They're dead, disabled, or sick. Others are self-ostracized.
You just don't see them and don't recognize that there's still a lockdown […]
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zeroes.ca
January 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
We do still have "lockdowns," btw. Millions and millions of people are not at the restaurants, New Year's Eve Parties, and corporate retreats that you're at.
They're dead, disabled, or sick. Others are self-ostracized.
You just don't see them and don't recognize that there's still a lockdown […]
They're dead, disabled, or sick. Others are self-ostracized.
You just don't see them and don't recognize that there's still a lockdown […]
New Year's Eve 1978: Guy Lombardo goes Disco and the dance floor is packed. They count down while dancing or seated at tables. Most people while be up all night.🥳
New Year's Eve 1998: Oceans of people in Time's Square, parties everywhere. Dancing and Singing. MTV keeps saying "THIS PARTY IS […]
New Year's Eve 1998: Oceans of people in Time's Square, parties everywhere. Dancing and Singing. MTV keeps saying "THIS PARTY IS […]
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zeroes.ca
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
New Year's Eve 1978: Guy Lombardo goes Disco and the dance floor is packed. They count down while dancing or seated at tables. Most people while be up all night.🥳
New Year's Eve 1998: Oceans of people in Time's Square, parties everywhere. Dancing and Singing. MTV keeps saying "THIS PARTY IS […]
New Year's Eve 1998: Oceans of people in Time's Square, parties everywhere. Dancing and Singing. MTV keeps saying "THIS PARTY IS […]
As you Normal Types suffer through your 83rd bout of respiratory misery this year, just a Reminder:
We could've permanently eliminated Influenza even with our half-assed measures we took for a little while.
Some entire lineages were extincted, just in that little […]
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We could've permanently eliminated Influenza even with our half-assed measures we took for a little while.
Some entire lineages were extincted, just in that little […]
[Original post on zeroes.ca]
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
As you Normal Types suffer through your 83rd bout of respiratory misery this year, just a Reminder:
We could've permanently eliminated Influenza even with our half-assed measures we took for a little while.
Some entire lineages were extincted, just in that little […]
[Original post on zeroes.ca]
We could've permanently eliminated Influenza even with our half-assed measures we took for a little while.
Some entire lineages were extincted, just in that little […]
[Original post on zeroes.ca]
Archaeologists: Dig up bog body, throat cut rope around neck.
In papers: Some kinda criminal I think, idk
On TV: HE WAS A PRIEST IT WAS A RITUAL OFFERING TO THE GOD OF THE BOG
In papers: Some kinda criminal I think, idk
On TV: HE WAS A PRIEST IT WAS A RITUAL OFFERING TO THE GOD OF THE BOG
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Archaeologists: Dig up bog body, throat cut rope around neck.
In papers: Some kinda criminal I think, idk
On TV: HE WAS A PRIEST IT WAS A RITUAL OFFERING TO THE GOD OF THE BOG
In papers: Some kinda criminal I think, idk
On TV: HE WAS A PRIEST IT WAS A RITUAL OFFERING TO THE GOD OF THE BOG