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Lexizutsumao
@subcomandante-lexi.bsky.social
she/it | wifegirl with autism | cinema enjoyer
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if you're ever mean to me or unfollow me this is who you hurt btw
"i am homozymandias, gay of gays: look on my blowjobs, ye straights, and despair!"
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
i wishi had bigger boobs
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
wife :DDDD
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i miss my wife a lot though
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i love my wife
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
GRS sabah? woke
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
where is my wife
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i miss my wife
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
ameriKKKans going "WHAT?!? THE POPE IS ANTI POLYAM?!?!?" as if that was supposed to be any proof of his character is crazy

bring your ass back to mormonism
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
ayo wtf @snuffbait.bsky.social gets suspended and i immediately gets this on my ig tl
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
"technofeudalism" motherfuckers when i make them read marx instead of yannis hitlerfakis
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
they should make a version of me with a pussy/without bottom dysphoria
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
you know i used to think it was funny that @nebulena.net kept going "i love my wife" but nah i get it now

i love my wife and miss her dearly
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
moi quand je suis dans une compétition de révisionnisme et mon adversaire est Jean Jaurès (et Pacôme Thiellement)
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
you call it "borderline personality disorder"

i call it being a great girlfriend to my love 🥰

we are not the same
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
israelgpt generate me a way to make me miserable knowing i have an ED and dysphoria

bzzzt bzzzzt

you will love. tape. measurer.
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reposted by Lexizutsumao
Cis allies, if you're not sure of a trans person's pronouns, be sure not to eat of their food or dance to their music, for if you do you may find yourself in the intoxicating reverie of the trans people for three hundred years, and though you age not a day, all your loved will be dead and gone.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
skrillex is the hitler of brostep
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Reposted by Lexizutsumao
Gmail users!!

They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.

Pass it on!!

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
ameriKKKans laughing about the UK accent when toronto has it much worse and is much closer... come on
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"fuck the world" pac screamin!
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
>enters
>"you're delusional"
>causes shitstorm
>leaves

I REGRET NOTHING
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
mamdani mania (and support for platner) on the US "left" is proof of what i have been saying for a while: the US has been starved of a revolutionary movement for so long, starved of proletarian struggle for so long, that they now believe that the most baseline stances are seen as progressive
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM