suasponteanxiety.bsky.social
@suasponteanxiety.bsky.social
Get ready with me to be ✨non-essential✨
October 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I watched Robert Irwin’s samba 3 times. He’s an incredible performer.
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just saw his jive and honestly shut up and give him the mirror ball.
They are diabolical for putting the Robert Irwin Bonds commercial on during the premiere of Dancing With The Stars when he’s on this season. That is top tier marketing.
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
They are diabolical for putting the Robert Irwin Bonds commercial on during the premiere of Dancing With The Stars when he’s on this season. That is top tier marketing.
September 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Me: we should abolish the bar exam.

White male attorney: what would you propose as an alternative?

Me: why would we need an alternative gatekeeping device????

Holy f*cking air ball
August 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Very concerned about the executive branch’s overreach of its authority and its coercive tactics against law firms.
March 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My mental health was already at rock bottom, but apparently my life told it to good its beer and blasted through the rock to go even lower
February 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Can I be real for a second? I’m sitting for my second bar exam Monday, and I’m terrified. I’ve done my best to prepare, but I don’t feel like it was enough because I’m facing pretty significant challenges. I was supposed to sit for this exam in July, but my husband, we’re not together but still
February 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This is the bad place
February 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Federal law (5 U.S.C. §2302(b)(9)(D)) makes it illegal to remove a civil servant “for refusing to obey an order that would require the individual to violate a law
January 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I am not doing well.
January 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So, we finally have a woman president and we eliminated men. Great job ladies.
January 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Raising awareness of some of the insanity that is currently happening.
January 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Reposted
True statement that often makes me feel terribly sad ashamed of the world we live in. 😪🙏
December 29, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Normal notes for lawyers that would seem weird to non lawyers: Use Burger King fairness factors
December 21, 2024 at 9:48 PM
🎶I’m looking for a man in a jumpsuit, 6’5”, Italian, shot a guy.🎶
December 21, 2024 at 9:52 AM
My inside thoughts are using their outside voices today
December 16, 2024 at 5:00 PM
He didn’t do it. He was with me
December 12, 2024 at 1:52 AM
How do I tell The Adjuster that I will be the Harlequin to his Joker??
December 9, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Anyone else up drafting a petition for their divorce? No? Just me? Cool cool
December 6, 2024 at 7:23 AM
I trolled some people on Twitter just like I’m meant to.
December 5, 2024 at 6:52 AM
I’m healing, not healed. I busted my butt all weekend on a project for my daughter that was due today. A lot of time, money, and effort went into it. I found out someone stole figured off of her project before she got to present it. I became an entire police state when I heard.
December 3, 2024 at 5:33 AM
The saying you are worth the time it takes to learn a new skill does not apply to learning to Bluebook.
December 2, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Do you ever think about that case where a person in custody told police he wanted a “lawyer, dawg” and they didn’t end the interrogation and give him a lawyer and the court upheld the police’s decision or are you normal?
November 28, 2024 at 4:05 AM