Ersatz Happenstance
@sturmyweather.bsky.social
Former child. Matosinhos by way of Seattle. Zero ambition activist, NFL, Padres, baked goods.
I feel like Rob Schneider’s available
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I feel like Rob Schneider’s available
Profane Glenn is the best Glenn
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Profane Glenn is the best Glenn
do you know people can read this
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
do you know people can read this
As ever, planned obsolescence expands
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
As ever, planned obsolescence expands
Teach him to read complex zones?
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Teach him to read complex zones?
do you know people can read this
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
do you know people can read this
Given the Dodgers track record he’ll need TJ surgery by July
December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Given the Dodgers track record he’ll need TJ surgery by July
Hmm chopped up and spread around like CDS
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hmm chopped up and spread around like CDS
“Oh he’s just like any other man only more so.”
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“Oh he’s just like any other man only more so.”
I feel like the Gang of Six has Repeatedly Perjured Themselves is also is plain as day
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I feel like the Gang of Six has Repeatedly Perjured Themselves is also is plain as day
$35b more for hostile … wouldn’t it be smarter to bribe Trump to kill the Netflix bid using a small percentage of that
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
$35b more for hostile … wouldn’t it be smarter to bribe Trump to kill the Netflix bid using a small percentage of that
Or the Impeach and Remove SuperPAC due to perjury at minimum
December 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Or the Impeach and Remove SuperPAC due to perjury at minimum
Don’t forget to claim your Argentinian/Hungarian citizenship
December 9, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Don’t forget to claim your Argentinian/Hungarian citizenship
She is Bacon to Nuzzi’s Shakespeare
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
She is Bacon to Nuzzi’s Shakespeare
You were on this early
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
You were on this early
Waffle Crowded House
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Waffle Crowded House
“Did you go to your 10 year reunion?”
“Yes. It was just as if everyone had swelled.”
In my all time top ten *and* BR collection.
“Yes. It was just as if everyone had swelled.”
In my all time top ten *and* BR collection.
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“Did you go to your 10 year reunion?”
“Yes. It was just as if everyone had swelled.”
In my all time top ten *and* BR collection.
“Yes. It was just as if everyone had swelled.”
In my all time top ten *and* BR collection.
Yep @kenwhite.bsky.social’s annual retelling of his experience is the best
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Yep @kenwhite.bsky.social’s annual retelling of his experience is the best
Hey senior prom was there back when things like that were affordable lol
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Hey senior prom was there back when things like that were affordable lol