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Ersatz Happenstance
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Former child. Matosinhos by way of Seattle. Zero ambition activist, NFL, Padres, baked goods.
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When the nip does you in
Orange tabby in loaf position with face buried into the white towel on top of a tan sofa
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Theo vibes
Face of orange tabby facing camera and very cute with eyes closed
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Orange tabby Theo stretched out on bedcovers with his face towards the camera, chilling.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Today’s breakfast
Spinach crepe stuffed with shrimp, mango, pineapple and Romesco sauce. With a small vinaigrette salad and vanilla latte.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Ah, nope. This is JD at a state dinner a few days ago. Kinda blew up here so figured you probably saw it.
J Divan Vance in a peekaboo shirt with bow tie. There is a stain around his left nipple. His left arm is around MBS
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Theo says HB!
Orange tabby looks down on you
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Hey I just found out about this today
iPhone app for finding heavily discounted food from places like restaurants and Whole Foods that would otherwise be tossed
November 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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TheoKink

#caturday
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Steven Miller is PeeWee German
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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My daily view of 18 year old Theo
Orange tabby wants you to get up already
October 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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When leaving DeVonta on the bench turns out to be merciful
Fantasy football lineup that kicked some serious ass Bench of ass kicking team
October 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
Marcel Marceau doffing his hat
October 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Porto, Portugal
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October 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Theo at 18
#caturday
October 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Feijoada de brasileira
The national dish of Brasil
Feijoada or feijoada à brasileira (lit. Portuguese for "Brazilian-style feijoada") is a dish that consists of a stew of black beans with various types of pork and beef. It is served with farofa, white rice, sautéed collard green. It is a popular dish, typical of Brazilian cuisine.
October 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Same for the $100k version. Originally 69 entries.
Screenshot of a $100k Survivor contest.
October 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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THE VERDICT IS IN
An empty white pot that used to have shakshuka and bread
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Tried shakshuka for the first time.
Shakshuka in a white pot on a wooden server with bread perched at the top.
September 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A poster for a production of Hamlet in Portuguese
September 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Eggs Zenith with mocha latte at Zenith Caffe in Matosinhos Portugal
Eggs Benedict with Serrano Ham and vegetables at the top of the plate. A mocha latte sits at the top right
August 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Theo agrees.
Orange tabby laying on the bed with face very close to the camera.
July 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Hmm
Pic of a young Victor Garber
July 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Brb babe omw for the Captain Morgan’s
Raspberries in a clear plastic container on a counter
June 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM