Fuck yeah 👍

How could anyone see that and not immediately pick him up?? He looks so sweet!

okay so why is this post still up & account still existing? actual question. the account isn’t even verified like some of the other fed gov accounts either, but also it shouldn’t matter when they post “we will kill you” along with videos of them killing people.

The main character (who didn't ask for this) is born with a piano for a head and just wants to play, but is TERRIBLE and is faced with much discrimination (due only to his lack of musical ability). He accidentally kills another performer, and what starts as an accident eventually turns intentional

"Piano Man" would also be good as a tragic horror movie about a human-piano hybrid

Challenge accepted. I'm going to need a gallon of vodka, some shovels, and the best puppeteers you can find, stat!

Happy Birthfishday!

Came for the title, stayed for the art, wishlisted because it looks fun 🙂

Have you tried the Internet Archive? They let you search by date range and at least lets you look back over the various dates a page has been archived. Plus, it's not run by the actual owner, so it's harder to manipulate.

What if I'm only half-Dracula? Do I have to tell you which half?

I'm definitely way more afraid of the podcast guy. The world they're helping to create is far scarier than anything "fear gas" could conjure up.