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Sal
@stupidsexysal.bsky.social
I am the quintessential Enjoyer of stuff and things.

I'm into PC gaming, Reading manga & watching anime, reading Wikipedia articles, Streaming (Kick.com/StupidSexy), Discovering obscure music.

INTP & probably autistic.
Pinned
Quicksand
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January 2, 2026 at 10:00 AM
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Quicksand
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November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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you know it's a good day when you find out a pedophile was killed
October 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Going live & playing some Deadlock @ Kick.com/StupidSexy

click that shit and come hangout OR ELSE
Kick.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
September 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This could be us
September 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The woman who works for my favorite lunch spot keeps hooking me up with freebies and upgrades.

These kinds of gestures are guaranteed to get you dicked down silly style.
September 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Low Lays the Devil
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September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Suddenly "hate speech" is bad. Suddenly "dehumanizing" people is bad. Suddenly "cancel culture" is good. Suddenly words have consequences.

The modern American right in 2025, folks.
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I have been keeping an eye on the left vs right on reddit and here's my take away:

Terminally online Lefties and Righties are psychotic.

People in real life aren't that bad.

Politics is bad for your mental health, go touch grass.

Also, conservatives are categorically wrong and most are racist.
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It has been about a month and a half and I miss smoking weed.

I also miss the tranquility of staying up all night until the sun rises.
September 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When entering a four way intersection with a light, always make sure to look out and make sure traffic is slowing down before you enter.

This retarded ass mf who ran the red would have t-boned my ass if I immediately entered the intersection on green.
September 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Me after busting the most diabolical multi-orgasmic nut

Maybe it's time to put yourself out there?

Dude, just go to Taco Bell.

You right Satan, Taco Bell sounds good as fuck
a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is standing next to a devil and an angel .
ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is standing next to a devil and an angel .
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September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I went to go pick up some food from my favorite Mexican place down the street and was just about to pay for my food when I noticed one of the employees, a cute n short Latina.

We took a brief look at each other & she smiled.

I'm 32 and I just realized women are shy around my tall handsome ass.
a man sitting at a table with his hand on his face
ALT: a man sitting at a table with his hand on his face
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September 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Misanthropy be hittin today
September 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Garlic butter pasta - Simple comfort food.

🍝

#cooking #pasta #garlicbutter
August 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This intermittent fasting thing is actually working.

It also helps that I'm not drinking alcohol, coffee or anything sugary and getting to bed at a reasonable time.

The biggest factor is discipline, I'm only eating two meals which means I go to bed hungry.

6'1 1/2 231 LBS
August 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Looking at women who check me out with disdain knowing they're only interested because I'm on my way to being a fitass again.

Like damn, the harsh reality that no one likes you when you're depressed and fat strings a lil bit.

Makes you only want to date people who have been there.
August 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
breakfast
YouTube video by KWOOWK
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August 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
• name: Salvador
• pronouns: HIM
• height: 6'1 1/2
• sexuality: Heteroflexible
• sign: Aries
• piercings: 0 unless you count my eyes
• tattoos: 0
• fav drink: Water
• fav food: Anything Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Japanese, Korean
• pets: I'm a cat
• mbti: INTP
• relationship: Avoidant
August 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM