Stumpwater Jack
@stumpwaterjack.bsky.social
Husband🤵🏽♂️ Streamer 🎮👾 D&D Nerd 🧙🏽♂️🧌 Latino 🇲🇽✊🏽 Cat Master 🐈🐈 Video Tech 📺🎥 California Son turned NashVillain ☀️🪕
Find me playing games at www.twitch.tv/stumpwater_jack and helping kids over at https://www.extra-life.org/participant/stumpwater_jack
Find me playing games at www.twitch.tv/stumpwater_jack and helping kids over at https://www.extra-life.org/participant/stumpwater_jack
My Extra Life stream is underway! Join me as I stream for 24 hrs to raise funds for my local children’s hospital. Head on over to my Extra Life page www.extra-life.org/participant/... to donate, any my twitch www.twitch.tv/stumpwater_jack to tune in.
#ExtraLife #ExtraLife2025
#ExtraLife #ExtraLife2025
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My Extra Life stream is underway! Join me as I stream for 24 hrs to raise funds for my local children’s hospital. Head on over to my Extra Life page www.extra-life.org/participant/... to donate, any my twitch www.twitch.tv/stumpwater_jack to tune in.
#ExtraLife #ExtraLife2025
#ExtraLife #ExtraLife2025
Sorry I suck at social media, but I’m glad to finally announce that I’ll once again be taking part in Extra Life this year! Playing Slider-Man: The City That Nevers Sleeps and Darkest Dungeon II (and maybe some multiplayer in there somewhere if I can get anyone interested).
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Sorry I suck at social media, but I’m glad to finally announce that I’ll once again be taking part in Extra Life this year! Playing Slider-Man: The City That Nevers Sleeps and Darkest Dungeon II (and maybe some multiplayer in there somewhere if I can get anyone interested).
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You know someone was a truly beloved hero when the president has to threaten to put people in jail if they don't mourn loudly and performatively enough
September 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You know someone was a truly beloved hero when the president has to threaten to put people in jail if they don't mourn loudly and performatively enough
This is going to be a literal money pit.
That “no cost to taxpayers” @GovBillLee line didn’t last one single day.
Why does the richest man in the world need free rent?
#LeesTeslasOnlyTunnel
www.tennessean.com/story/money/...
Why does the richest man in the world need free rent?
#LeesTeslasOnlyTunnel
www.tennessean.com/story/money/...
July 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This is going to be a literal money pit.
Sad news, everyone: Both of my cats need to have all of their teeth extracted. My poor kitties (and wallet)! At least we’re taking care of it early enough that they shouldn’t have any lingering pain/issues once they recover.
My wife is consoling herself with toothless cat TikToks.
My wife is consoling herself with toothless cat TikToks.
June 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sad news, everyone: Both of my cats need to have all of their teeth extracted. My poor kitties (and wallet)! At least we’re taking care of it early enough that they shouldn’t have any lingering pain/issues once they recover.
My wife is consoling herself with toothless cat TikToks.
My wife is consoling herself with toothless cat TikToks.
In personal gaming news, I beat my first run-through of the Silent Hill 2 remake!
Gonna take a small break, and move onto my next game! (Peep the 3rd pic for a hint)
#SH2
Gonna take a small break, and move onto my next game! (Peep the 3rd pic for a hint)
#SH2
June 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
In personal gaming news, I beat my first run-through of the Silent Hill 2 remake!
Gonna take a small break, and move onto my next game! (Peep the 3rd pic for a hint)
#SH2
Gonna take a small break, and move onto my next game! (Peep the 3rd pic for a hint)
#SH2
I made so much progress in Elden Ring in the past couple of weeks. I was tying up most of the story lines and had a load-out I was really excited about.
Then I messed it all up and downloaded my online save file, which hadn’t backed up in all that time. All of my progress wiped away by my own hand.
Then I messed it all up and downloaded my online save file, which hadn’t backed up in all that time. All of my progress wiped away by my own hand.
May 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I made so much progress in Elden Ring in the past couple of weeks. I was tying up most of the story lines and had a load-out I was really excited about.
Then I messed it all up and downloaded my online save file, which hadn’t backed up in all that time. All of my progress wiped away by my own hand.
Then I messed it all up and downloaded my online save file, which hadn’t backed up in all that time. All of my progress wiped away by my own hand.
n top of the flood damages not being repaired (or even demo’d) yet, the internet in our area has now gone out.
Contaminated carpets, asbestos, and DVDs - what a combo.
Contaminated carpets, asbestos, and DVDs - what a combo.
April 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
n top of the flood damages not being repaired (or even demo’d) yet, the internet in our area has now gone out.
Contaminated carpets, asbestos, and DVDs - what a combo.
Contaminated carpets, asbestos, and DVDs - what a combo.
My apt was minorly flooded this week. Have to move everything upstairs so that all the floors and some of the walls can get ripped out. Very grateful it wasn’t worse, but it’s still very stressful.
Oh, a car was also swept away in the creek and was caught on my back porch.
Oh, a car was also swept away in the creek and was caught on my back porch.
April 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My apt was minorly flooded this week. Have to move everything upstairs so that all the floors and some of the walls can get ripped out. Very grateful it wasn’t worse, but it’s still very stressful.
Oh, a car was also swept away in the creek and was caught on my back porch.
Oh, a car was also swept away in the creek and was caught on my back porch.
Because touring leaves me little time, and because I have nothing else to contribute, here’s a vid of my cat Thor enjoying some 6 month old silvervine. (Video credit goes to my wonderful wife, who keeps me updated while I’m on the road.)
#caturday
#caturday
March 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Because touring leaves me little time, and because I have nothing else to contribute, here’s a vid of my cat Thor enjoying some 6 month old silvervine. (Video credit goes to my wonderful wife, who keeps me updated while I’m on the road.)
#caturday
#caturday
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WATCH: “This is a tragedy for the free world. But first and foremost a tragedy for the United States.”
This 8 minute speech by French Senator Claude Malhuret on Trump siding with Putin and what it means for the world is worth your time.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DG9Lj0F...
This 8 minute speech by French Senator Claude Malhuret on Trump siding with Putin and what it means for the world is worth your time.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DG9Lj0F...
March 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
WATCH: “This is a tragedy for the free world. But first and foremost a tragedy for the United States.”
This 8 minute speech by French Senator Claude Malhuret on Trump siding with Putin and what it means for the world is worth your time.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DG9Lj0F...
This 8 minute speech by French Senator Claude Malhuret on Trump siding with Putin and what it means for the world is worth your time.
Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DG9Lj0F...
Nero is playing his fiddle, and his followers dance right along with the flames.
February 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Nero is playing his fiddle, and his followers dance right along with the flames.
That Tubi commercial makes me want to turn off the app and never use it again.
Also, haunt my nightmares with skin hats.
Also, haunt my nightmares with skin hats.
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
That Tubi commercial makes me want to turn off the app and never use it again.
Also, haunt my nightmares with skin hats.
Also, haunt my nightmares with skin hats.
Because I’m on tour and currently have nothing else to contribute during these trying times, here’s a pic of my boy cat sleeping.
February 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Because I’m on tour and currently have nothing else to contribute during these trying times, here’s a pic of my boy cat sleeping.
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Hey! I wrote Prismaxia: A Beacon Reflection, and I'm always looking for other writing opportunities in the #TTRPG space. If you need some writing, worldbuilding, or setting fiction let me know. Support your local Mexican American #writer. pirategonzalezgames.itch.io/prismaxia
Prismaxia: A Beacon Reflection by Pirate Gonzalez Games
A new setting and mechanics for the Beacon ttrpg.
pirategonzalezgames.itch.io
February 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey! I wrote Prismaxia: A Beacon Reflection, and I'm always looking for other writing opportunities in the #TTRPG space. If you need some writing, worldbuilding, or setting fiction let me know. Support your local Mexican American #writer. pirategonzalezgames.itch.io/prismaxia
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The only reason we might catch a break is because these institutions will be helmed by incompetent clowns.
January 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The only reason we might catch a break is because these institutions will be helmed by incompetent clowns.
Finally deactivated my account over at the flaming garbage fire.
January 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Finally deactivated my account over at the flaming garbage fire.
January 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Trying not to scream about my nation’s AND state’s political antics, so let’s focus on something else.
Tell me about your favorite TTRPG (besides D&D). I’d especially like to be able to observe how the game/session is actually played. Bonus points for free rules ref or beginner resources.
Tell me about your favorite TTRPG (besides D&D). I’d especially like to be able to observe how the game/session is actually played. Bonus points for free rules ref or beginner resources.
January 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Trying not to scream about my nation’s AND state’s political antics, so let’s focus on something else.
Tell me about your favorite TTRPG (besides D&D). I’d especially like to be able to observe how the game/session is actually played. Bonus points for free rules ref or beginner resources.
Tell me about your favorite TTRPG (besides D&D). I’d especially like to be able to observe how the game/session is actually played. Bonus points for free rules ref or beginner resources.
Putting aside (somewhat) Zuck’s motivations, turning Facebook into a Truth Social or Parler just seems like such a backwards step business-wise. It’s like when Coca-Cola changing the formula to taste like Pepsi, or when Foursquare changed to be like Yelp and made Swarm to replace it.
January 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Putting aside (somewhat) Zuck’s motivations, turning Facebook into a Truth Social or Parler just seems like such a backwards step business-wise. It’s like when Coca-Cola changing the formula to taste like Pepsi, or when Foursquare changed to be like Yelp and made Swarm to replace it.
*Watching my nephew play Fortnite, some 2vs2 mode; mostly winning*
“Wow, so much going on. I gotta admit, it takes lots of skill to keep up with it all.”
*Nephew switches modes and is playing something close to Counter-Strike; proceeds to miss almost every shot*
“Wow, nvm. Git gud, scrub.”
“Wow, so much going on. I gotta admit, it takes lots of skill to keep up with it all.”
*Nephew switches modes and is playing something close to Counter-Strike; proceeds to miss almost every shot*
“Wow, nvm. Git gud, scrub.”
December 26, 2024 at 2:04 AM
*Watching my nephew play Fortnite, some 2vs2 mode; mostly winning*
“Wow, so much going on. I gotta admit, it takes lots of skill to keep up with it all.”
*Nephew switches modes and is playing something close to Counter-Strike; proceeds to miss almost every shot*
“Wow, nvm. Git gud, scrub.”
“Wow, so much going on. I gotta admit, it takes lots of skill to keep up with it all.”
*Nephew switches modes and is playing something close to Counter-Strike; proceeds to miss almost every shot*
“Wow, nvm. Git gud, scrub.”
For those who were concerned, I found another tour.
It’s the one that is ruining it for everyone else in our portion of the industry, but at least it pays.
It’s the one that is ruining it for everyone else in our portion of the industry, but at least it pays.
December 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
For those who were concerned, I found another tour.
It’s the one that is ruining it for everyone else in our portion of the industry, but at least it pays.
It’s the one that is ruining it for everyone else in our portion of the industry, but at least it pays.
Better late than never - unboxing my NEW PS5 happens now! www.twitch.tv/stumpwater_jack
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
December 2, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Better late than never - unboxing my NEW PS5 happens now! www.twitch.tv/stumpwater_jack
I’ve never done an unboxing stream/vid before. Heck, I don’t think I’ve ever watched one, either.
What I’m saying is, I’m going to do an unboxing stream tomorrow night, say around 8pm CST on my Twitch. Join me to find out what (you can probably guess it if you’ve ever seen me stream).
What I’m saying is, I’m going to do an unboxing stream tomorrow night, say around 8pm CST on my Twitch. Join me to find out what (you can probably guess it if you’ve ever seen me stream).
December 1, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I’ve never done an unboxing stream/vid before. Heck, I don’t think I’ve ever watched one, either.
What I’m saying is, I’m going to do an unboxing stream tomorrow night, say around 8pm CST on my Twitch. Join me to find out what (you can probably guess it if you’ve ever seen me stream).
What I’m saying is, I’m going to do an unboxing stream tomorrow night, say around 8pm CST on my Twitch. Join me to find out what (you can probably guess it if you’ve ever seen me stream).