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@stumpplankchest.bsky.social
Musician, Masshole, middle-aged malcontent
He and the entire lot are fake Christians. What he really wants to say is "a white nation". At least, that's what my dog said she heard.
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
He and the entire lot are fake Christians. What he really wants to say is "a white nation". At least, that's what my dog said she heard.
Baby Goebbels is so mad, he made a boom boom in his diaper
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Baby Goebbels is so mad, he made a boom boom in his diaper
The NY Times Pitchbot should sue for intellectual property theft
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The NY Times Pitchbot should sue for intellectual property theft
Tucker, let me say this only once: You CANNOT throw yourself into an active volcano. I forbid it!
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Tucker, let me say this only once: You CANNOT throw yourself into an active volcano. I forbid it!
It's 100% not photoshopped, you can even see the MS13 tattoo on Clinton's knuckles
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It's 100% not photoshopped, you can even see the MS13 tattoo on Clinton's knuckles
::ring ring::
"Trump rally hotline, how can I help you?"
"Yes, what time is the rally tonight?"
"What time can you get here?"
"Trump rally hotline, how can I help you?"
"Yes, what time is the rally tonight?"
"What time can you get here?"
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
::ring ring::
"Trump rally hotline, how can I help you?"
"Yes, what time is the rally tonight?"
"What time can you get here?"
"Trump rally hotline, how can I help you?"
"Yes, what time is the rally tonight?"
"What time can you get here?"
One of them is probably the horse you rode in on.
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
One of them is probably the horse you rode in on.
He's in standby mode until they need him to assume another job they can't find anyone to take.
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
He's in standby mode until they need him to assume another job they can't find anyone to take.
Krasnov approves
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Krasnov approves
This guy can eat all of my farts.
December 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This guy can eat all of my farts.
I want all this childish nonsense in a dumpster when he's gone. Then we should set it on fire, charge people to watch it on pay-per-view and give The proceeds to charity
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I want all this childish nonsense in a dumpster when he's gone. Then we should set it on fire, charge people to watch it on pay-per-view and give The proceeds to charity
Jennings: it just transparency.
Ok dude, whatever helps you sleep at night. What a toadie.
Ok dude, whatever helps you sleep at night. What a toadie.
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Jennings: it just transparency.
Ok dude, whatever helps you sleep at night. What a toadie.
Ok dude, whatever helps you sleep at night. What a toadie.
Oh, goodie, we're building Rome now? Because Rome really gave us some cool stuff....like endless attempts at conquering Venezuela..er, I mean Carthage.
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Oh, goodie, we're building Rome now? Because Rome really gave us some cool stuff....like endless attempts at conquering Venezuela..er, I mean Carthage.
The real smear here is whatever the hell kegsbreath puts in his hair
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The real smear here is whatever the hell kegsbreath puts in his hair
A multi-chinned, mouth-breathing, flop sweat factory with legs, downing meatball subs by the bushel with Tom Homan behind an Arby's dumpster says what?
December 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
A multi-chinned, mouth-breathing, flop sweat factory with legs, downing meatball subs by the bushel with Tom Homan behind an Arby's dumpster says what?
It was really more of an idea of a framework of an outline of a plan.
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It was really more of an idea of a framework of an outline of a plan.
The real question is, WTF is going on in Ohio? Y'all seem to have a real problem with electing Grade-A scumbags to Congress.
December 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The real question is, WTF is going on in Ohio? Y'all seem to have a real problem with electing Grade-A scumbags to Congress.
That hat must be squeezing his 2 brain cells real hard.
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
That hat must be squeezing his 2 brain cells real hard.
America: where somehow being associated with football makes you think people outside the game give a rat's ass what you think about anything else.
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
America: where somehow being associated with football makes you think people outside the game give a rat's ass what you think about anything else.
Guns don't kill people, exam reviews kill people. What a fucking dolt.
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Guns don't kill people, exam reviews kill people. What a fucking dolt.
In this regard, her age and the lack of perspective that comes from it...is showing.
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
In this regard, her age and the lack of perspective that comes from it...is showing.
Careful, those are load-bearing rugs
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Careful, those are load-bearing rugs
Iowa: come for the cheap McMansions, stay for the braindead racism.
December 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Iowa: come for the cheap McMansions, stay for the braindead racism.
In an odd happenstance, this is exactly the % by which Trump said he was going to bring down Rx prices.
December 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
In an odd happenstance, this is exactly the % by which Trump said he was going to bring down Rx prices.
Ah, I see what you did there
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ah, I see what you did there