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@stumpplankchest.bsky.social
Musician, Masshole, middle-aged malcontent
It's not just you
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's not just you
Wonder if Jake Tapper will cover it?
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Wonder if Jake Tapper will cover it?
Reason 1,000,000,036 why out president is a moron: stopping penny production. Because, sure...when I do math I just hardly ever need to use the number 1. Maybe tomorrow there will be an executive order that as of Jan 1st, odd numbers will be outlawed.. that will fix everything.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reason 1,000,000,036 why out president is a moron: stopping penny production. Because, sure...when I do math I just hardly ever need to use the number 1. Maybe tomorrow there will be an executive order that as of Jan 1st, odd numbers will be outlawed.. that will fix everything.
From MAD Magazine. Some versions cite '68. It's actually from 1969. But still relevant.
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
From MAD Magazine. Some versions cite '68. It's actually from 1969. But still relevant.
This Geoff Peterson. He is the gay robot skeleton who hangs with Craig Ferguson. He is not a Nazi, but he does have a place in the Hamptons and sometimes likes to be called Klaus.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This Geoff Peterson. He is the gay robot skeleton who hangs with Craig Ferguson. He is not a Nazi, but he does have a place in the Hamptons and sometimes likes to be called Klaus.
Only an hour down the road our crew from Southeast MA opted for Providence...where I heard we got another 32k
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Only an hour down the road our crew from Southeast MA opted for Providence...where I heard we got another 32k
Providence, RI
October 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Providence, RI
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Reminds me of someone
September 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reminds me of someone
No more money for fascists! If you don't uphold American ideals, you don't get my business.
September 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
No more money for fascists! If you don't uphold American ideals, you don't get my business.
Previous version I came across a few months ago
September 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Previous version I came across a few months ago
We have the best fucking hospitals and medical infrastructure in the country. Just follow our lead folks.
September 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
We have the best fucking hospitals and medical infrastructure in the country. Just follow our lead folks.
She forgot to list, "Champion Knuckle Dragger - DC Division" unga bunga
August 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
She forgot to list, "Champion Knuckle Dragger - DC Division" unga bunga
Deputy Dog looks sad
August 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Deputy Dog looks sad
Does he not have ownership of the handle @catturd1 or @catturd? Bc if not, it's hilarious to me that he possibly paid money to trademark the name.
July 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Does he not have ownership of the handle @catturd1 or @catturd? Bc if not, it's hilarious to me that he possibly paid money to trademark the name.
Been waiting for this shitbag to reveal himself ever since he announced that bible stunt.
July 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Been waiting for this shitbag to reveal himself ever since he announced that bible stunt.
So the endorsement of a pedo...sure, that'll help
July 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So the endorsement of a pedo...sure, that'll help