Henry
@stuffhenrysays.bsky.social
A lover, not a fighter. But make me mad and I’m a fighter, too. Managed by @tacoadam.com
I cannot think of Charlie because my brain is frozen
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I cannot think of Charlie because my brain is frozen
I like music.
Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.
Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I like music.
Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.
Narrator: He did indeed like music. One specific kind of music.
In a gas station restroom: “Daddy! The wall says, ‘fruck!’”
Narrator: It did not in fact say, “fruck.”
Narrator: It did not in fact say, “fruck.”
April 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
In a gas station restroom: “Daddy! The wall says, ‘fruck!’”
Narrator: It did not in fact say, “fruck.”
Narrator: It did not in fact say, “fruck.”
That bus has yogurt in it!
(On seeing a pink bus that looked like a container of recently-consumed yogurt)
(On seeing a pink bus that looked like a container of recently-consumed yogurt)
February 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
That bus has yogurt in it!
(On seeing a pink bus that looked like a container of recently-consumed yogurt)
(On seeing a pink bus that looked like a container of recently-consumed yogurt)
“Imagine if this world was small like a candy cane — John Lennon”
— Henry
— Henry
January 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“Imagine if this world was small like a candy cane — John Lennon”
— Henry
— Henry
People born in the 1980s are 100 years old. They are old.
(On the 100th day of school and his father revealing he was born before the 1980s)
(On the 100th day of school and his father revealing he was born before the 1980s)
January 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
People born in the 1980s are 100 years old. They are old.
(On the 100th day of school and his father revealing he was born before the 1980s)
(On the 100th day of school and his father revealing he was born before the 1980s)
Somehow my fingers are tired
My hand is awake
My hand is awake
January 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Somehow my fingers are tired
My hand is awake
My hand is awake
This is Sleek. Sleek is from Antarctica. He traveled to South Carolina by snow. He likes snow, carrots, peanut butter and jelly waffles, and houses to eat.
Vote for Sleek before I punch you in the face as a warning.
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Vote for Sleek before I punch you in the face as a warning.
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January 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is Sleek. Sleek is from Antarctica. He traveled to South Carolina by snow. He likes snow, carrots, peanut butter and jelly waffles, and houses to eat.
Vote for Sleek before I punch you in the face as a warning.
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Vote for Sleek before I punch you in the face as a warning.
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I have cameras in my brain
January 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I have cameras in my brain
Sugar makes me go fast!
January 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Sugar makes me go fast!
Gatorade gives me power!
January 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gatorade gives me power!