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Chris Elwood
@studlywonder.bsky.social
Technical Director at Comtecs, providing Web Design & ecommerce. Long suffering Crystal Palace Fan, CPFC Football Scout & Progressive Techno DJ.
Happy Mario Day!
March 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
After struggling yesterday to find anything smart/casual to wear I decided on a pale grey knit / shirt combo. 10 seconds onto the train covered it in coffee. This is why I can't have nice things.
March 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
God! I heard that in my soul.
The terror of a small generation
February 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Reposted by Chris Elwood
Geoff Crammond's Formula One Grand Prix had absolutely incredible track geometry for the time. Check out this side by side comparison with Ayrton Senna at the Monte-Carlo street circuit in Monaco. #simracing #retrogaming #amiga #senna #monacogp #montecarlo #commodoreamiga #f1gp #f1
January 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The "Do well at The Battle of Hastings" Model.
When asked for advice for young entrepreneurs, the previous Duke of Westminster, Gerald Grosvenor, replied: “Make sure they have an ancestor who was a very close friend of William the Conqueror.” Today, less than 1% of the population owns at least half of England. @tortoisemedia.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I wonder if there are any jobs going as Elon's Match Day II Admin? #spectrum #ritmanutd #retrogames
January 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Now that I am here I'm seriously considering just following retro gamers. Would it make me happier...? Probably😂
January 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hello World.
January 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A guy and his wife asked me for help at the station. She had a sore knee and couldn't get a taxi so I phoned them one. Then they just wandered off to find one themselves so I had to phone again to cancel it! Didn't even tell me!
January 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Turns out not being entirely accurate with your @wonder_wife about how long things are can result in unforseen issues. Yes that's a Christmas Tree...!
January 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Join me live tomorrow 12-4pm!
January 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Just another totally normal day in the UK.

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January 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Terry Alderton is playing Tunbridge Wells on 23rd October. Can everyone buy tickets to make sure it happens please!@TerryAlderton

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Dark Horse Live Comedy
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January 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
January 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Arguably one of the best comedians of our generation. Can't wait! @TerryAlderton

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January 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Hobby Man with @alex_brooker which is basically "Why don't you?" for adults. What other 80s kids shows could we reboot for today?
January 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM