Professional nose-ache.
Occasional designer.
I specialise in insect photography. I’ve worked with various pressure groups and startups, and enjoyed competitive success at local and international levels.
I’m a dog owner, ADHD/auto-immune/auto-inflammatory…haver, and MASSIVE nerd.
Fighting ‘the system’ is exhausting, but for now we are fine 🤍
Fighting ‘the system’ is exhausting, but for now we are fine 🤍
GP did NOT want to treat it as an emergency, despite that being page 1 NHS advice. Offered a blood test in a week. She’s 80, has gallstones.
We argued an emergency appointment out of them. Woe betide them if they do not immediately refer her to A&E.
GP did NOT want to treat it as an emergency, despite that being page 1 NHS advice. Offered a blood test in a week. She’s 80, has gallstones.
We argued an emergency appointment out of them. Woe betide them if they do not immediately refer her to A&E.
Either way; pretty girl 🦢
#BirdPhotography #BritishBirds #CygnusOlor
Either way; pretty girl 🦢
#BirdPhotography #BritishBirds #CygnusOlor
Rn we’re resolving the one where the GP’s negligence could have killed my mother. JOY.
Rn we’re resolving the one where the GP’s negligence could have killed my mother. JOY.
#BirdPhotography #Birds #StNeots
#BirdPhotography #Birds #StNeots
ADHD has been an absolute dick to me recently. I’m desperate for a proper dragon hunt. 🧚♀️
#naturephotography #dragonfly #dragonflies #stneots
ADHD has been an absolute dick to me recently. I’m desperate for a proper dragon hunt. 🧚♀️
#naturephotography #dragonfly #dragonflies #stneots
Moorhen and fledgling.
#birds #birdphotography #stneots
Moorhen and fledgling.
#birds #birdphotography #stneots
Here’s a perfect spiral in an unfurling fern frond.
Nature is magic 🌀🍃
#goldenratio #naturephotography
Here’s a perfect spiral in an unfurling fern frond.
Nature is magic 🌀🍃
#goldenratio #naturephotography
Bro I SWEAT for those images 😂
Here’s our squab, anyway 🐦
#birds #birdphotography
Bro I SWEAT for those images 😂
Here’s our squab, anyway 🐦
#birds #birdphotography
When they strap me in the chair, will one of you please let them know that the murders were just…?
When they strap me in the chair, will one of you please let them know that the murders were just…?
I had an unfortunate fight with my shoes today, culminating in my face bouncing off a pavement, and despite being a typical Patterdale, this absolute little angel sat calmly by my side while I mopped up blood until The Cavalry arrived in the form of a very, very kind stranger 🤍
I had an unfortunate fight with my shoes today, culminating in my face bouncing off a pavement, and despite being a typical Patterdale, this absolute little angel sat calmly by my side while I mopped up blood until The Cavalry arrived in the form of a very, very kind stranger 🤍
Fuck this heatwave; it makes me buy cameras.
Fuck this heatwave; it makes me buy cameras.
How’s your July going?
Here’s a few dragonflies I’ve shot so far this season.
#photography #wildlifephotography #naturephotography #dragonflies #nikon #insect #freeSWNN
How’s your July going?
Here’s a few dragonflies I’ve shot so far this season.
#photography #wildlifephotography #naturephotography #dragonflies #nikon #insect #freeSWNN
Jackass.
Jackass.
#dragonflies #insectphotography #UKphotographers
#dragonflies #insectphotography #UKphotographers
They’ve not budged, so I’ve begun pre-court action, in the form of an LBA.
The basis is Breach Of Contract, and GDPR/Intellectual Property violations.
I’m assured they’re trying to keep this quiet.
Stay tuned.
#Meta #MetaLawsuit #GDPR
1 Breach of Contract: failure to provide details of decision.
2 Mishandling of my personal data under GDPR law: refusing an SAR.
3 Theft of my Intellectual Property
4 Defamation: unproven allegation
They’ve not budged, so I’ve begun pre-court action, in the form of an LBA.
The basis is Breach Of Contract, and GDPR/Intellectual Property violations.
I’m assured they’re trying to keep this quiet.
Stay tuned.
#Meta #MetaLawsuit #GDPR
#UKPhotography #NaturePhotography #FlowerPhotography
#UKPhotography #NaturePhotography #FlowerPhotography
I thought it was my lot that were meant to be the ‘surrender monkeys’?
Anyhow.
I WIN 🏆
#LGBTQ+ #PrideMonth #NoLGBTWithoutTheT #LoveWins
I thought it was my lot that were meant to be the ‘surrender monkeys’?
Anyhow.
I WIN 🏆
#LGBTQ+ #PrideMonth #NoLGBTWithoutTheT #LoveWins
The last 2 weeks I’ve been engaging a Hitler licker in a game of cunt tennis. Originally it was just to cover a swastika. When the residue obscured it permanently, HL got BIG mad and scratched a new one into the bench. So I ruined that, too. And they’ve taken a key to it 😂
#Pride
The last 2 weeks I’ve been engaging a Hitler licker in a game of cunt tennis. Originally it was just to cover a swastika. When the residue obscured it permanently, HL got BIG mad and scratched a new one into the bench. So I ruined that, too. And they’ve taken a key to it 😂
#Pride
I ran into this beautiful wee fairy the other day.
Little Egret, Cambridgeshire
#BirdPhotography #UKBirds #WildlifePhotography
I ran into this beautiful wee fairy the other day.
Little Egret, Cambridgeshire
#BirdPhotography #UKBirds #WildlifePhotography