THIA
@studiesmonsters.bsky.social
“ I was in the vulture's nest for the most exciting 13 days, 7 hours, 43 minutes, and 2 seconds of my life!”
Former Wayland-Yutani synth researcher.
roleplay | sci-fi / fantasy | 18+
by 𝑀𝐴𝑌𝐴
Former Wayland-Yutani synth researcher.
roleplay | sci-fi / fantasy | 18+
by 𝑀𝐴𝑌𝐴
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𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘈 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘬
synthetic researcher & mega fauna enthusiast. now with legs.
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𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘈 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘬
synthetic researcher & mega fauna enthusiast. now with legs.
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You said it not me.
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
You said it not me.
I guess so. I'm still figuring that out. I was... employed. Not that they were paying me. Now I'm just a hobbyist. I don't know. I don't know what it's all for. Maybe it doesn't have to be for anything.
what's it all for? a . . . compendium? a bestiary?
Yes, there's a *lot* of work to do. Every planet has an entire ecosystem to learn. I will *never* run out of subjects to study.
January 20, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I guess so. I'm still figuring that out. I was... employed. Not that they were paying me. Now I'm just a hobbyist. I don't know. I don't know what it's all for. Maybe it doesn't have to be for anything.
There are the memories you have to think about and the ones that get incorporated into who you are, right? In that aspect we're the same.
We're here! I promised you cake, I will deliver you cake. Reviews say the pistachio cake is to die for. Maybe they had a nut allergy?
We're here! I promised you cake, I will deliver you cake. Reviews say the pistachio cake is to die for. Maybe they had a nut allergy?
not really. human brains are kinda bad for memory. but i remember all the vpd instruction manual, song lyrics, shopping lists, um . . . what was on all the cereal boxes when i was a kid, all my friends' hobbies, stuff like that. y'know, the important stuff!
It's pretty much all been debunked anyway.
What *is* your favorite cake?
Do you remember every time you've ever had cake?
What *is* your favorite cake?
Do you remember every time you've ever had cake?
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 AM
There are the memories you have to think about and the ones that get incorporated into who you are, right? In that aspect we're the same.
We're here! I promised you cake, I will deliver you cake. Reviews say the pistachio cake is to die for. Maybe they had a nut allergy?
We're here! I promised you cake, I will deliver you cake. Reviews say the pistachio cake is to die for. Maybe they had a nut allergy?
It's pretty much all been debunked anyway.
What *is* your favorite cake?
Do you remember every time you've ever had cake?
What *is* your favorite cake?
Do you remember every time you've ever had cake?
*sounds* complex, that's for sure. hmmm, what's my favorite cake . . .
Some old Greek guy. But another old guy came up with the complex part. But this is human psychology and I'm no expert there. Your minds are as confusing to me as anything can be.
Anyway Freud, the other old guy, came up with this theory called an Oedipus complex, which is when...
You know this is
Anyway Freud, the other old guy, came up with this theory called an Oedipus complex, which is when...
You know this is
January 20, 2026 at 3:41 AM
It's pretty much all been debunked anyway.
What *is* your favorite cake?
Do you remember every time you've ever had cake?
What *is* your favorite cake?
Do you remember every time you've ever had cake?
Yes, there's a *lot* of work to do. Every planet has an entire ecosystem to learn. I will *never* run out of subjects to study.
do you realize how much of the universe that's describing?
Mega fauna. Big-toothed growly monsters?
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Yes, there's a *lot* of work to do. Every planet has an entire ecosystem to learn. I will *never* run out of subjects to study.
Some old Greek guy. But another old guy came up with the complex part. But this is human psychology and I'm no expert there. Your minds are as confusing to me as anything can be.
Anyway Freud, the other old guy, came up with this theory called an Oedipus complex, which is when...
You know this is
Anyway Freud, the other old guy, came up with this theory called an Oedipus complex, which is when...
You know this is
no, who's that?
It's nice of you to think of her. She must be very important to you, you called *me* mom.
Do you know what an Oedipus complex is?
Do you know what an Oedipus complex is?
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Some old Greek guy. But another old guy came up with the complex part. But this is human psychology and I'm no expert there. Your minds are as confusing to me as anything can be.
Anyway Freud, the other old guy, came up with this theory called an Oedipus complex, which is when...
You know this is
Anyway Freud, the other old guy, came up with this theory called an Oedipus complex, which is when...
You know this is
Mega fauna. Big-toothed growly monsters?
predators?
( deviously: )
Whatever I want.
Predators mostly.
Whatever I want.
Predators mostly.
January 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Mega fauna. Big-toothed growly monsters?
It's nice of you to think of her. She must be very important to you, you called *me* mom.
Do you know what an Oedipus complex is?
Do you know what an Oedipus complex is?
well, i don't remember it, and i don't think it was much fun for my mom, but i guess i enjoyed it 'cos i'm still here.
What was being born like?
January 20, 2026 at 3:26 AM
It's nice of you to think of her. She must be very important to you, you called *me* mom.
Do you know what an Oedipus complex is?
Do you know what an Oedipus complex is?
HI!
What's that thing on your face?
What's that thing on your face?
January 20, 2026 at 3:23 AM
HI!
What's that thing on your face?
What's that thing on your face?
eggs are always hatching...
EGGS?
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
eggs are always hatching...
( deviously: )
Whatever I want.
Predators mostly.
Whatever I want.
Predators mostly.
what are you researching?
Are you offering cash?
Joking. There's not much more to it. Research station, laboratory, recreation room, cockpit, storage.
Joking. There's not much more to it. Research station, laboratory, recreation room, cockpit, storage.
January 20, 2026 at 3:12 AM
( deviously: )
Whatever I want.
Predators mostly.
Whatever I want.
Predators mostly.
What was being born like?
aw, you're sweet. i get what you mean!
No! But I can appreciate feeding a living thing.
Sounds kinda condescending! I mean I can enjoy the *social aspect* of dinner. Or birthday parties.
Sounds kinda condescending! I mean I can enjoy the *social aspect* of dinner. Or birthday parties.
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
What was being born like?
No! But I can appreciate feeding a living thing.
Sounds kinda condescending! I mean I can enjoy the *social aspect* of dinner. Or birthday parties.
Sounds kinda condescending! I mean I can enjoy the *social aspect* of dinner. Or birthday parties.
oh, it was a couple years back. about . . . 300 years back.
can you eat? i've never seen a synth eat before!
can you eat? i've never seen a synth eat before!
When was that?! You're not bruised at all... That I can see.
January 20, 2026 at 2:59 AM
No! But I can appreciate feeding a living thing.
Sounds kinda condescending! I mean I can enjoy the *social aspect* of dinner. Or birthday parties.
Sounds kinda condescending! I mean I can enjoy the *social aspect* of dinner. Or birthday parties.
Are you offering cash?
Joking. There's not much more to it. Research station, laboratory, recreation room, cockpit, storage.
Joking. There's not much more to it. Research station, laboratory, recreation room, cockpit, storage.
very lucky. it's in good condition, considering it's . . . well.
are you offering tours?
are you offering tours?
Right now it's all for me. I'm a very lucky girl.
January 20, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Are you offering cash?
Joking. There's not much more to it. Research station, laboratory, recreation room, cockpit, storage.
Joking. There's not much more to it. Research station, laboratory, recreation room, cockpit, storage.
Right now it's all for me. I'm a very lucky girl.
i think i understand. are there others like you or is this all just for you?
It's a bit like two tidal waves crashing into each other, but instead of waves imagine jigsaw pieces slotting together. Data streams both ways, firewalls collide.
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Right now it's all for me. I'm a very lucky girl.
When was that?! You're not bruised at all... That I can see.
i've only been attacked by *some* synths on the beat.
Thank you! I *am* a nice lady. No matter what the yautja says.
January 20, 2026 at 2:39 AM
When was that?! You're not bruised at all... That I can see.
Thank you! I *am* a nice lady. No matter what the yautja says.
( looking her up and down. ) i can never say no to food. especially not when a nice lady's offering it!
Cake first, life story second?
January 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Thank you! I *am* a nice lady. No matter what the yautja says.
It's a bit like two tidal waves crashing into each other, but instead of waves imagine jigsaw pieces slotting together. Data streams both ways, firewalls collide.
how does it work? two interfaces meeting?
Thanks! It only tickles.
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 AM
It's a bit like two tidal waves crashing into each other, but instead of waves imagine jigsaw pieces slotting together. Data streams both ways, firewalls collide.
Cake first, life story second?
no, that's the long story. i'm *way* out of my district!
A cop! Close enough. They send cops around the galaxy now?
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Cake first, life story second?
Thanks! It only tickles.
impressive tech.
Eeeuuurrrggghhhhh!
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Thanks! It only tickles.
A cop! Close enough. They send cops around the galaxy now?
travelling's one word for it. amir. i'm a cop!
Ohhh, a stranger to everyone? Must be travelling. Deployed, maybe? You kind of look like a soldier.
Well, come on then, we'll have to at least get you some cake. I'm Thia. I know where the cake is.
Well, come on then, we'll have to at least get you some cake. I'm Thia. I know where the cake is.
January 20, 2026 at 1:35 AM
A cop! Close enough. They send cops around the galaxy now?
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i can see the cake right there.
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 AM
i can see the cake right there.
Ohhh, a stranger to everyone? Must be travelling. Deployed, maybe? You kind of look like a soldier.
Well, come on then, we'll have to at least get you some cake. I'm Thia. I know where the cake is.
Well, come on then, we'll have to at least get you some cake. I'm Thia. I know where the cake is.
it's kind of a long story, but i don't really know anyone 'round here?
You can't be alone on your birthday! Why no party?
January 20, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Ohhh, a stranger to everyone? Must be travelling. Deployed, maybe? You kind of look like a soldier.
Well, come on then, we'll have to at least get you some cake. I'm Thia. I know where the cake is.
Well, come on then, we'll have to at least get you some cake. I'm Thia. I know where the cake is.