The Hooved Animal Bowl?

Any WDYDY live shows planned for Oz? Or a guest appearance in the Rushden shed?

AKA the army

Should the NFL expect Spaniards to make up more than the reported 5% of the crowd at the Madrid game this weekend?

They’re planning on filling in the potholes outside my local Asda

Turning it off and on again?

I thought he was signed as a Cameron Jerome type in terms of experience and impact sub. But he’s starting ahead of two strikers we paid decent money for. And he’s not scoring. Strange.

Did the same. Bawbags.

Can we agree that US shoe sizes can get in the bin? Either adopt the UK or European sizes or choose not to wear shoes at all.

For example, it makes it a lot easier to buy illegal goods.

A tidy timeline juxtaposition. #GoCocks

With shorts getting shorter and players wearing their socks higher and higher over their knees, can you envisage a time in the future where you’ll see a PL player wearing a suspender belt instead of shorts with the little straps holding up the thigh high socks? Great for movement.

I’m cautiously optimistic. It makes a pleasant change to the dread I felt before Stevenage, Donny and Blackpool. I still think the whole team’s outlook depends on whether our strikers decide to score from open play for once.

Fair play. Tough one today.

Cutting out the pieces with a blunt pair of children’s scissors

You’ll have even stronger opinions on season 2