Although stoic terrorists is a great ice-breaker topic. I just lost three minutes thinking which direction to take this. 🤣

Furthermore because it is a dead *sperm* whale, the dark web might come up with a conspiracy theory that this symbolizes a fertility crisis and or everything that is wrong with modern gender politics.

The upside is that if this takes off, the Minister of Health would start leaning on the central bank to prioritize reducing unemployment in their interest rate policies.

Miss Piggy would have him on the ground in two seconds with a karate chop. Haiii-ya!

Haii-yah!

Well I have to hand it to you, that boredom problem is totally resolved.

This man is going to single-handedly provoke a ban on that haircut amongst law enforcement personnel. It’s unsuitable for a role that is committed to public service.

Feed me soup, Seymour!

Maybe they were avoiding provoking comments that his breakthrough discoveries were elementary.

Has anyone ever done this dressed in black pants and a black collared shirt with the dish cloth over the left arm. “Excellent choice sir, you have been served.”

…aaand once again it’s my job to point out this is an obvious double entendre. “Do the hard thing” next to a photo of a giant phallus. Surely they knew.

I love them too, but the same jokes are going in circles and they are getting inbread.

I was taught that one of the foundations of socialism is the perception of perpetual revolution. You can try to get a slice of the pie then stop, but that is liberalism and it won’t last. Every day, one must look for keep advancing the legacy of labour history and a movement of people who need you.

A star is born.

I’m pretty sure at a PE ratio of 10:1 he’s worth a little over 500% of the popular vote.

“Hey you’ve done this before.”

Did he promise that his miracle drug would “stop aging”?