Sidebar: Four In A Bed is directly responsible for me now referring to poached eggs as “The Prick’s Breakfast”.

I’ve always taken the “These are texts from alien worlds and have been translated from their native tongue into your language” approach to get round my innate pedantry on these matters.

China’s carbon emissions are falling: www.businessgreen.com/news-analysi....

This works as alternate lyrics to Mr Brightside…

Thing is I’m shit at music, but I’d love to play the guitar. Dyou reckon I could ask them to fiddle about in there a bit and make me a decent player? Start off with my usual inability to play more than 2 chords and be as good as Tony Iommi by the time they’re done? (2/2)

SARAH CONNOR: “I intend to have you Kyle. Even if it must be burglary…”

Equally uncombative, but is she really that good at her job? Plenty of other headteachers get good results without undermining their own achievements doing rent-a-gob bigotry for coins.

And, thinking about it, the attendant pension for life.

Standard politics: launder the racism through a willing member of a minority. There’ll always be at least someone willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Though I do think Braverman went OTT with her “I can never be truly English” spiel.

English enough for one of the great office of state…

Pouring one out for the Yellow Kangs…

I’ve got Cuntsnight on the line wanting to know if you want to do a bit on ***** ********?